Update

There hasnt been an internet connection at my place for like 1+ weeks or more than 2 im not sure. India at its best again I guess !

Nothing much happened anyway in the two weeks.

There was a test which I totally studied for something else and I got a 2/15 for my effort. Not bad considering I did not cheat in the exam and didn't study for that particular subject for that matter LOL. My friend actually cheated and took his note book out and copied it, and got a 1/15 Haha. Guess his notes sucks. ( Mental note not to borrow his notes ).

Apart from that, a girl is extremely pissed with me. Actually there are two LOL. One is because she is really bitchy and she got what was coming to her ( I kinda made a super comment about her being shitty, evil and bitchy LOL, so, no loss there ). The other girl is kinda a funny story. I had a friend chasing her. So I kinda egged him on to talk to her and get to know her and he did the unexpected and asked her out before actually even saying more than 10 words to her in her whole life. Long story short, he got rejected, got labelled as a stalker, and somehow, I became the culprit of this short romantic comedy. She is so pissed with me I have nothing to say anymore LOL. But it don't matter much to me anyway, but since if I dont write this out in this blog, I got nothing to write anyways ~

Besides that, we are also asked to carve maxillary central incissor teeth ( its the 2 most center teeth of your upper jaw ). I failed to do it in like 4 hours of lesson. I went home, continued to carve to tooth out of wax. I KINDA SUCCEEDED after like 4 hours of doing it at home. Then, dinner arrived. I was in such a hurry to clear my table of all the un-needed wax that I accidentally threw away my teeth that I carve too. DAM.

Haha, but no worries, I know the technique to make the tooth already, so am gonna do it tomorrow or something like that :).

FAIL SPAGHETTI AND MORE FAIL

Recently Ive gotten on a mini failure streak.

Firstly, a group of friends decided to cook pasta with super spaghetti imported sauce with added chicken and mushroom ! How great is that :).

To bad a noob ( main chef called Philip ) decided to cook the mee till all the water dries up ( instead of cooking it and sieving it from the water ).

The result = PORRIDGE PASTA. The pasta was so moist, even the great sauce, mushrooms and chicken failed to recover its taste :(.

Fail pasta, fail spaghetti.

Recently I had a mini exam too. They gave us one hour to write about 3 questions. I memorized everything so detailed, that although I wrote everything without pausing, I could only finish 2/3 questions ( First question carries 15, 2nd carries 5 and 3rd carries 5 marks ). :(. I will remind myself not to memorize every word in the dentistry text book from now on. Simplicity = win !

Also I made another 4 cubes today ( 5 actually, but 1 totally screwed up ). About 2 are really small and cute and lovely enough to one day be sand papered into a perfect 1 inch cube. Really happy. Its now left at college to dry for a few days =D.

SteamBoat and Blocks and Love !

Firstly, as dentists, we are supposed to make 4 perfect 1 inch cubes.

But I am so noob at it, this is the results...'

Beautiful cubes ! Haha. We are supposed to sand paper them to 1 inch cubes later on :P, so its suppose to look this crappy. But some people can really make nicer cubes ( less to sand paper )

Moving on, now, in Malaysia, you gotta at least have PRO car to pick up random chicks in the street, in London, you probably need a Ferrari !

But in India, you just need to have an umbrella !

PROOF :

We ( me and housemates ) also attempted to make steamboat.

Not really gonna comment about the taste ( incase someone reads it ) LOL. I know many people take many food photos and drone on and on about how great the food is and all that. But I know these are the parts people like me just turn the mouse scroll wheel down, so im not gonna talk about it :P.

Pictures

On popular demand ( 1 reader ), I shall post some photos of India !

Few photos only haha :P but well better than nothing i guess :D

This is some fun stuff we do in art class. As future dentists, its essential we know how to draw out microscopes. In the near future, we will able to use this pencil drawn microscopes to see teeth more carefully !

The teacher gave me a good too :P Ahem. Not boasting.

The retarded toilet flusher we have below...

We also have another toilet... but its too dangerous to enter. We have locked it up and never used it so far since moving in... So no pics of that toilet.

The place I stay is shown below... ( Outside view, meaning the houses you see are other peoples houses lol )

Super Milo, Mudah ! Tidak Perlu Air Panas! Its so unbelievable, I haven't even dared tried it since I got here...

Time to study now. Have a test tomorrow. Might be online tonight ^_^. Or not.

INDIAAA

Its fucking hot here. You sweat while you bath and you sweat after stepping oout of the bath. The funny thing is you still try to bath to clean yourself when you know youre gonna sweat immediately after that.

Besides that, college is fucking retarded. 34 hours a week of lecture is like killing me. But thats not all ! You practically understand 20 % of what the teachers are saying, and you spend the night googling nonsensical terms and trying to study. This life is so lifeless.

But hey, my life was lifeless before this anyway. Not much difference. The main difference is a huge bag of cash awaits me in like 10 years time. Yay. Big inspiration.

My target is too pass the exams on the borderline. High IQ doesn't help you in doing well in dentistry. You gotta have boobs and sexy body to get help from teachers, and spend hours painting your nails or manicures or whatever girls call when they transform their nails into little butterflies.

THis really helps LOL. Im serious, cause theres a lot of handwork and art involved. As a dude with dota as his life, my only handwork comes in the keyboard typing criteria, something that probably will give me carpal tunnels sometime later. This sucks.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS PLACE ROCKS.

I actually get to see the rare and elusive FEMALE human bodies everyday. Not the paddy fields in Kedah and my noob dog that shits wherever it wants. Thankfully, there are some bitchy ones that you can always glance. Don't need to feel guilty about it, because they wore those facking clothes for a reason. To give lifeless dudes like me something to fap about.

Also, considering I never studied for the past 2 years and 4 months ( since SPM ended ), I have written more notes than I ever had for the past 2.4 years in 1 week. But life is good. I have the perfect plan. IM GONNNAAAAA.....

Study for 5 years. Be a dentist. work 3 years as a houseman. Specialize. And finally purchase a Vietnam wife for a reasonable price, make some babies and grow old.

Thats all for now, its time to eat dinner and then study.

OH DID YOU KNOW.

I KNOW HOW TOOTH FORMS WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN YOUR MUMS WOMB. STARTS AT 6TH WEEK AFTER FERTILIZATION. HOW AWESOME IS THAT. kidding. Next time when Im a dentist, im gonna explain to the babies and their mothers about how their teeth was formed when they were still an embryo. LMAO.

OMG im in india

And of course, without breaking tradition i shall ot post any photos of my trip !

Im in India studying dentistry in Vinayaka or Penang International Dental COllege to be exact. Im in Salem, India, possibly the hottest badass city in the world. Temperature averages at almost 40 degrees, and you actually sweat right after you finish bathing :D. Awesome !!!

Ok, now about the trip... hmm.. it wasnt really interesting. Sitting in an air asia plane with a cute indian kid with his mum. The kid was super hyperactive. He kept taking out those travel paper/brochures and passing them to me and taking it back, as well as unlocking the compartment behind the seat of the person in front of you. But he was really cute, especially when he kept feeding me with some crackers his mum gave him LOL. So its good and bad :).

After flying to some tiruchipilli place in india, we had to go for a bus journey for 3 hours. Lemme tell you something, if you can drive in India, you can drive anywhere in the world lol. Its a tradition to hon anyone you see on the road so they know your presence. My driver hons about every 5 seconds, and so does all the drivers on the road. So its HON HON HON for 3 hours. Not to mention that India buses are actually those minivans, with CUSTOM MADE SEATS, which were customly made to squeeze 12 people in a van that probably could fit 8 or less LOL.

Anyhow, you cant sleep in the bus LOL. The road here is so rocky, if you lose concentration, your head will bang the side of the bus or the seat in front of you ! So, well, lets just say nobody talked or slept throughout the journey to my university.

Lets talk bout the amazing accomadation here ! Its so awesome, both your showers are amazing. One doesnt have a shower cap, so its like someone peeing on you LOL. The other shower cap is available, but well, you wont wanna use it. THere is some kinda fungus and mould on it that is irremovable, and about 5 CM thick. Use it at your own risk, but no one has used that shower of shit so far.

My room smells like dog shit and dog piss too. LOL. And its like a desert here, your room will be sandy an hour after you finish mopping.

In addition to learning how to be a dentist, I learnt how to handwash clothes too ! I know have inspiration to study hard to be a dentist ! Cause I wanna have enough money to hire a maid or buy a washing machine...

Oh yeah, my classes are so amazing, that they have it 34 hours a week lol. Thats completely insane. Every weekday 9am - 4pm, and saturdays 9 am - 1 PM. GGfied. I doubt i can play anything anymore :(.

Anyways i doubt I can dota or Rappelz ( to my friend gori ), in fact I dont have internet connection here. Im using my friends Mac PC, which is almost the same as Windows, but looks way cooler though.

The food here is like malaysian mamak food, with double the chances of diarhhoe, luckily, I ate so much mamak food at Kedah and Penang, Im almost immune to it !

Thats all for now, gonna type a lot more crap when I have my own connection and more shitty tales of India to tell !

Eh, im in sunway ~

Hi all.

HEADLINES : I somehow ended up in SUNWAY doing another pre-university programmed called muffin. Which means im in KL. Yay.

In other news, I probably am off to India next month to do dentistry to India. This MUFFIN program is just a backup plan. =D

In other other news, Chelsea got toasted by Inter Milan.

Finally, I realised that OATS actually tastes better than MILO.

Thats what I have learnt so far in the first 3 months of 2010 >=D.