HAPPY

Just kidding. The day Im happy will be the day

Day1
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My Dad used the phone from 7 pm to 11.30 pm. I get my internet at 7 pm and ends at 12 midnight. With his frequent calls, I couldnt even open a webpage thanks to DC.

Day 2
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My Dad and my family goes to have dinner with aliens. Till 11 PM. Talking alien.

Day 3
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Thanks to a brilliant Feng Shui Master, he claimed that we could kill the spiders inhabiting the top corners of my house by suffocating them with the smoke of charcoal. This was supposedly supposed to bring my family luck, and more hitss to the porn site my dad owns.

Sadly, I spent 2 hours setting up charcoal fires in the house ( BBQ style ), my eyes were crying out in the smoke, they will never be the same again. We closed all windows and doors and left the fire in the house for 2 hours.

On the brught side, my house didnt burn up. Oh wait, did I mention I would be spending the whole night vacuuming, mopping and sweeping the floor from charcoal soots and debris in the whole house.

And no, the spiders did not die. They just laughed their ass out at me cleaning the WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE thanks to my feng shui master.

My dad paid him rm 2000 to give tips about how he can get good luck in life and earn good money. To me, its also called daylight robbery.

Day 4 ( Yesterday )
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Dinner alsted till 8.30, but then my dad went out without me ! YESH A FULL NIGHT OF PEACEFUL UNINTERRUPTED INTERNET AWAITS ME.

Ooops, I spoke to soon. At 9, my whole housing area had no electricity. Thanks Malaysia. It came back at 11.30 PM. That was after getting huge mosquito bites around my body.

Oh by the way, My house still smells of burnt charcoal.