Update

There hasnt been an internet connection at my place for like 1+ weeks or more than 2 im not sure. India at its best again I guess !

Nothing much happened anyway in the two weeks.

There was a test which I totally studied for something else and I got a 2/15 for my effort. Not bad considering I did not cheat in the exam and didn't study for that particular subject for that matter LOL. My friend actually cheated and took his note book out and copied it, and got a 1/15 Haha. Guess his notes sucks. ( Mental note not to borrow his notes ).

Apart from that, a girl is extremely pissed with me. Actually there are two LOL. One is because she is really bitchy and she got what was coming to her ( I kinda made a super comment about her being shitty, evil and bitchy LOL, so, no loss there ). The other girl is kinda a funny story. I had a friend chasing her. So I kinda egged him on to talk to her and get to know her and he did the unexpected and asked her out before actually even saying more than 10 words to her in her whole life. Long story short, he got rejected, got labelled as a stalker, and somehow, I became the culprit of this short romantic comedy. She is so pissed with me I have nothing to say anymore LOL. But it don't matter much to me anyway, but since if I dont write this out in this blog, I got nothing to write anyways ~

Besides that, we are also asked to carve maxillary central incissor teeth ( its the 2 most center teeth of your upper jaw ). I failed to do it in like 4 hours of lesson. I went home, continued to carve to tooth out of wax. I KINDA SUCCEEDED after like 4 hours of doing it at home. Then, dinner arrived. I was in such a hurry to clear my table of all the un-needed wax that I accidentally threw away my teeth that I carve too. DAM.

Haha, but no worries, I know the technique to make the tooth already, so am gonna do it tomorrow or something like that :).

FAIL SPAGHETTI AND MORE FAIL

Recently Ive gotten on a mini failure streak.

Firstly, a group of friends decided to cook pasta with super spaghetti imported sauce with added chicken and mushroom ! How great is that :).

To bad a noob ( main chef called Philip ) decided to cook the mee till all the water dries up ( instead of cooking it and sieving it from the water ).

The result = PORRIDGE PASTA. The pasta was so moist, even the great sauce, mushrooms and chicken failed to recover its taste :(.

Fail pasta, fail spaghetti.

Recently I had a mini exam too. They gave us one hour to write about 3 questions. I memorized everything so detailed, that although I wrote everything without pausing, I could only finish 2/3 questions ( First question carries 15, 2nd carries 5 and 3rd carries 5 marks ). :(. I will remind myself not to memorize every word in the dentistry text book from now on. Simplicity = win !

Also I made another 4 cubes today ( 5 actually, but 1 totally screwed up ). About 2 are really small and cute and lovely enough to one day be sand papered into a perfect 1 inch cube. Really happy. Its now left at college to dry for a few days =D.

SteamBoat and Blocks and Love !

Firstly, as dentists, we are supposed to make 4 perfect 1 inch cubes.

But I am so noob at it, this is the results...'

Beautiful cubes ! Haha. We are supposed to sand paper them to 1 inch cubes later on :P, so its suppose to look this crappy. But some people can really make nicer cubes ( less to sand paper )

Moving on, now, in Malaysia, you gotta at least have PRO car to pick up random chicks in the street, in London, you probably need a Ferrari !

But in India, you just need to have an umbrella !

PROOF :

We ( me and housemates ) also attempted to make steamboat.

Not really gonna comment about the taste ( incase someone reads it ) LOL. I know many people take many food photos and drone on and on about how great the food is and all that. But I know these are the parts people like me just turn the mouse scroll wheel down, so im not gonna talk about it :P.

Pictures

On popular demand ( 1 reader ), I shall post some photos of India !

Few photos only haha :P but well better than nothing i guess :D

This is some fun stuff we do in art class. As future dentists, its essential we know how to draw out microscopes. In the near future, we will able to use this pencil drawn microscopes to see teeth more carefully !

The teacher gave me a good too :P Ahem. Not boasting.

The retarded toilet flusher we have below...

We also have another toilet... but its too dangerous to enter. We have locked it up and never used it so far since moving in... So no pics of that toilet.

The place I stay is shown below... ( Outside view, meaning the houses you see are other peoples houses lol )

Super Milo, Mudah ! Tidak Perlu Air Panas! Its so unbelievable, I haven't even dared tried it since I got here...

Time to study now. Have a test tomorrow. Might be online tonight ^_^. Or not.

INDIAAA

Its fucking hot here. You sweat while you bath and you sweat after stepping oout of the bath. The funny thing is you still try to bath to clean yourself when you know youre gonna sweat immediately after that.

Besides that, college is fucking retarded. 34 hours a week of lecture is like killing me. But thats not all ! You practically understand 20 % of what the teachers are saying, and you spend the night googling nonsensical terms and trying to study. This life is so lifeless.

But hey, my life was lifeless before this anyway. Not much difference. The main difference is a huge bag of cash awaits me in like 10 years time. Yay. Big inspiration.

My target is too pass the exams on the borderline. High IQ doesn't help you in doing well in dentistry. You gotta have boobs and sexy body to get help from teachers, and spend hours painting your nails or manicures or whatever girls call when they transform their nails into little butterflies.

THis really helps LOL. Im serious, cause theres a lot of handwork and art involved. As a dude with dota as his life, my only handwork comes in the keyboard typing criteria, something that probably will give me carpal tunnels sometime later. This sucks.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS PLACE ROCKS.

I actually get to see the rare and elusive FEMALE human bodies everyday. Not the paddy fields in Kedah and my noob dog that shits wherever it wants. Thankfully, there are some bitchy ones that you can always glance. Don't need to feel guilty about it, because they wore those facking clothes for a reason. To give lifeless dudes like me something to fap about.

Also, considering I never studied for the past 2 years and 4 months ( since SPM ended ), I have written more notes than I ever had for the past 2.4 years in 1 week. But life is good. I have the perfect plan. IM GONNNAAAAA.....

Study for 5 years. Be a dentist. work 3 years as a houseman. Specialize. And finally purchase a Vietnam wife for a reasonable price, make some babies and grow old.

Thats all for now, its time to eat dinner and then study.

OH DID YOU KNOW.

I KNOW HOW TOOTH FORMS WHEN YOU WERE STILL IN YOUR MUMS WOMB. STARTS AT 6TH WEEK AFTER FERTILIZATION. HOW AWESOME IS THAT. kidding. Next time when Im a dentist, im gonna explain to the babies and their mothers about how their teeth was formed when they were still an embryo. LMAO.

OMG im in india

And of course, without breaking tradition i shall ot post any photos of my trip !

Im in India studying dentistry in Vinayaka or Penang International Dental COllege to be exact. Im in Salem, India, possibly the hottest badass city in the world. Temperature averages at almost 40 degrees, and you actually sweat right after you finish bathing :D. Awesome !!!

Ok, now about the trip... hmm.. it wasnt really interesting. Sitting in an air asia plane with a cute indian kid with his mum. The kid was super hyperactive. He kept taking out those travel paper/brochures and passing them to me and taking it back, as well as unlocking the compartment behind the seat of the person in front of you. But he was really cute, especially when he kept feeding me with some crackers his mum gave him LOL. So its good and bad :).

After flying to some tiruchipilli place in india, we had to go for a bus journey for 3 hours. Lemme tell you something, if you can drive in India, you can drive anywhere in the world lol. Its a tradition to hon anyone you see on the road so they know your presence. My driver hons about every 5 seconds, and so does all the drivers on the road. So its HON HON HON for 3 hours. Not to mention that India buses are actually those minivans, with CUSTOM MADE SEATS, which were customly made to squeeze 12 people in a van that probably could fit 8 or less LOL.

Anyhow, you cant sleep in the bus LOL. The road here is so rocky, if you lose concentration, your head will bang the side of the bus or the seat in front of you ! So, well, lets just say nobody talked or slept throughout the journey to my university.

Lets talk bout the amazing accomadation here ! Its so awesome, both your showers are amazing. One doesnt have a shower cap, so its like someone peeing on you LOL. The other shower cap is available, but well, you wont wanna use it. THere is some kinda fungus and mould on it that is irremovable, and about 5 CM thick. Use it at your own risk, but no one has used that shower of shit so far.

My room smells like dog shit and dog piss too. LOL. And its like a desert here, your room will be sandy an hour after you finish mopping.

In addition to learning how to be a dentist, I learnt how to handwash clothes too ! I know have inspiration to study hard to be a dentist ! Cause I wanna have enough money to hire a maid or buy a washing machine...

Oh yeah, my classes are so amazing, that they have it 34 hours a week lol. Thats completely insane. Every weekday 9am - 4pm, and saturdays 9 am - 1 PM. GGfied. I doubt i can play anything anymore :(.

Anyways i doubt I can dota or Rappelz ( to my friend gori ), in fact I dont have internet connection here. Im using my friends Mac PC, which is almost the same as Windows, but looks way cooler though.

The food here is like malaysian mamak food, with double the chances of diarhhoe, luckily, I ate so much mamak food at Kedah and Penang, Im almost immune to it !

Thats all for now, gonna type a lot more crap when I have my own connection and more shitty tales of India to tell !

Eh, im in sunway ~

Hi all.

HEADLINES : I somehow ended up in SUNWAY doing another pre-university programmed called muffin. Which means im in KL. Yay.

In other news, I probably am off to India next month to do dentistry to India. This MUFFIN program is just a backup plan. =D

In other other news, Chelsea got toasted by Inter Milan.

Finally, I realised that OATS actually tastes better than MILO.

Thats what I have learnt so far in the first 3 months of 2010 >=D.

Today

Today I was reading Naruto manga online. Already internet so slow take 20-30 second load one page. Then when got FEMALE character my mum say I watch porn and tell my dad I watch FEMALE pictures.

Yay :).

How can life get any better ?

Oh yes it does.

My exam finish on 20th november

On 22nd november I go KL for several days ( and probably get 2 hour or no hours to see friends ! )

After that, I need go singapore for a whole day to make a bank account.

After that on 29th november go Langkawi.
Then on 8th december go Australia for 9 days.

Sounds so happy :D.

Only my parents spend holidays going to massage areas and picking cherries.

People go sydney go gold coast n movie world, my family go sidney pick cherries and sit on ELECTRICAL BUS FUYOHHH so amazing !

My dad so far, walk a bit tired need go back hotel rest. Rest of family must follow him. :)

My plans to earn money by popularizing my websites all thwarted. Going to fucked up places doing fucked up things. Haiz.

Anyway I few days ago I was downloading pokemon diamond. Its the new version of pokemon and is about 50 mb in size. Considering I must study ( aka pretend to study and just sleep in my room ), I left my PC on to download it. It takes about 2 hours to download it. Halfway through my mum off my computer cause wasting electric

LOL

Life is sad.

I wanna study but everyday proves to be a stumbling block.

Everyday I..

• Spend an hour doing housework
• Spend 3-5 hours eating dinner with my dad's friends, because they chat in Hokkien from 7 pm to 12 PM if you are lucky.
• Your dad poops and pees in the toilet and never flushes with fucked up stench everyday. HAIZ.
• Your mum refuses to open the door for your dog to poop outside every morning, so he poops inside, just because she says if she opens the door, dust will go in and the floor will be dirty. PS. I clean my dogs shit AND mop the floor/sweep/vacuum......
• I cannot upgrade your internet because rm 6 a month is like throwing gold into the ocean
  
• I download files off rapidshare. No wait, I click on the link, wait for the countdown timer ( 30 seconds ), and when I click download, the file doesn't start the download thanks to your internet fucking up. After a few minutes, you get page cannot get displayed. You refresh the page. They tell you you are downloading something and you cannot parallel download with a free account. I did not fucking download a single thing.
• Your mum just spent rm 2000 on slimming programs, and unwilling to upgrade your internet for rm 6 a month !
• Your mum's job everyday is to moan about your dad
• Your parents say you have no social life, when the true reason is because they chucked me in a state where I dont study/work, meaning I dont meet anyone at all. Im suppose to create friends out of thin air. I think they are encouraging imaginary friends.

And this has to be the most epic story I would ever tell you guys.

See, I have a lotta pimples now thanks to stress :D. I wonder where I get the stress from hmm.

The doctor tells me I should reduce my intake of seafood like PRAWN and SQUIDS. Fine, I dont eat much squid.

But the best part is, since my dad always gets free seafood weekly and my mum is so lazy to cook them, my mum often brings us to shop and makes them cook 2 x more than we can eat.

Oh yeah, and prawns are high in cholestrol. So my dad eats 1 or 2 only. My mum eats 1 or 2 only.

And because im the only one not needing to worry about high cholestrol content, I eat the remaining 5-6 prawns EVERY day =D. It doesn't matter to them that my pimples will grow more ! They just say wash wash enough. I already wash 3 times a day, apply some stuff twice a day, and never touch my face anymore, but all my effort goes down the drain with my super daily prawn intake.

FUCK.

And the best part is, in my absoulute sadness and unhappiness and depressiveness in this shithole called Kedah, Im suppose to be able to STUDY and do WELL in exams, when Im truly suffering.

I've reached the stage where I can look back at how fucked up my life is that I can just cry thinking about it. Every time you study, your mum calls you to do some fucked up housework. And you don't get paid. You get paid with shitty streamyx that can't even download rapidshare stuff.

Whenever you play your computer/ TRY TO GET INTERNET TO WORK, your mum begins asking you to do everything ( boil water/ turn on TV for her/clean dog shit and piss/ turn off fan upstairs that I on to dry clothes under her orders, and even go for dinner at 5 in the evening when we mostly eat at 7 in the evening, or even 9 pm sometimes ! )

Anyway Im so flunking my A levels retake so Im just gonna take some random course and be some random loser in the future =). I know I will regret this in the future but why the fuck should I care !!!!!!!!

Today.

Today, my mum paid rm 2000 for a slimming program and my dad found the receipt. I still cant upgrade my streamyx account to rm 66 and not rm 60 a month. FUCK.

Life in Kedah

Living is Kedah in fun.

You get treated like an Indonesian maid. In addition, you get to drive the car EVERYWHERE and not get paid !

Chores I do every day :
sweep floor, mop floor, vacuum floor, clean windows, clean fans, wipe the glass doors, wipe glass tables, take the curtains to wash ( my curtain is the one with like 100 iron bars in it and you gotta take them out one by one, and putting them in is even harder ), putting clothes in machine to wash, hanging clothes, putting clothes outside in the sun, bringing the clothes back in when raining, folding the clothes, park both my parents cars in the house every night, throwing the trash, massaging my parents back, personal slave to getting the remote control for my parents to use, getting the phone to give my parents to answer, deleting viruses from my parents thumbdrives.

Things I do to help my mum do her "EXCEL and WORD" stuff:
Helping her create tables, helping her draw circles, lines, polygons for maths paper, finding her saved files, teaching her how to connect to the internet, and many more

The best part is she gets annoyed and say you never listen when she tells you to do 15 things in a go and expect you to remember every command in the same exact order.

In addition I scratched my parents car for the first time. My mum decided to teach me the "proper way" of parking her camry at home. I have been parking fine since August. The "proper way" involved your mother screaming instructions every 0.5 seconds in your ear and hitting you on the shoulder, causing you to hit on the gas and scratching your cars bumper.

To add to that, I had a taste of what married life would be. It sucks.

My mum still believes in my dads 9 year ago affair and spends her days thinking about their affair.

Oh yeah, my mum has OCD. If you dont know what this is, this is a rich mans disease, which makes you do the same thing 10 times a day. like checking if you closed the door 10 times in a row. It results because an individual has nothing to do the whole day, and hence, the individual does something 10 times a day. My mum has this disease.

BUT.. hers in special.
Her OCD is via proxy. Which the lucky me is the proxy.
My mum makes me check whether I closed the window/turned off the fire several times a day, and If i say i already did, she makes many annoying noises and forces you to walk into the forementioned room to check whatever shit she wants to check.

I discovered the world aint divided to babies, children, teens, young adults and adults.

They are made out of matured people, immature people, and fucktards.

Welcome to my life.

* Considering my future looks pretty bleak, the housework training is quite good. I might become a butler in the future. Hire me please.

Story

My mum decided to talk about some other kid who failed life like me.

The only difference is the kid had a less annoying mother and a much nicer family. I wish I was that kid. At least he never showed any potential and will never have any expectations :).

I am expected to do well no matter what shit I live in. FUCK MY PARENTS.

Im gonna fail A levels again :D, study some random course ( hopefully computer-related ) for just 3 years and get the fuck out of Kedah. Sounds like a good plan :)

Stories so far..

Story one
Yesterday or the day before yesterday ( I have lost track of time, because its come to the point I dont really care about it anymore )

, my mum visited my neighbours house.

She say there the internet very slow because they use the cheapest package.

Then, I told her we are using the cheapest package.

Then she quiet already.

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moral of the story : Dont talk cock unless you see your own cock. If you dont have one, just shut the fuck up already.

Story two
AND SUDDENLY my mum COOKED food for like the first time in 2 years.

She cook so cacat until my dad eat so little.
So i have to try and finish all her cooking so she happy.
I more full than eating buffet and still have food left ( my mum cooked like for 6 people even thought got 3 people only ).

Then my mum say so disappointing she cook we dont want it.

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

Moral of the story : Cook shit and be treated like shit. Cook more shit and be treated with more shit.

Story Three
My parents had a big fight some days ago. Why ?

Because my fucked up mum kept asking my dad to sleep from 11 pm to 1 am. She scared my dad while doing work downstairs go call/sms/email his mistress he had 9 years ago. After 2 hours of nagging, my dad got angry and broke some random items.

Moral of the story : Never marry my mum.

Story FOUR
My mum spent rm 5000 on stuff. She bought a rm3000 LV Bag. She got a rm 1000 jed bracelet for her birthday.

And she unhappy everytime my dad go for business meeting in KL coz his mistress 9 years ago was from there ( and because of this i shifted houses to HELL aka kedah/penang ).

The last meeting, my mum refused to let my dad go for the meeting.

He lost rm 6000 because he missed the meeting.

And my mum ask him not to talk cock.

Moral of the story : My mum is taking my inheritance away >_<"

Story FIVE
Im going to Australia at the end of this year for a holiday.

I will be spending 8 days thinking that cherry picking is the best activity in the world !

People go to Australia for the movie world. I go to Australia to pick cherries, go to zoo's, and see theatres.

Also, we are limited to 1 activity a day cause my dad can barely walk ( unless its dinner time and we gonna go eat he can walk dam fast ), if not he walk a bit say tired dy, thats why can barely go anywhere.

Moral of the story : My parents makes the greatest things on earth the shittest things on earth

Story SIX
My mum says im like a girl watching "The Nanny" a comedy series on Hallmark frm 12 midnight to 1 AM.

The truth is, my mum watches TV in the afternoon, my dad watches it from evening to midnight.

Oh and, the packages on Astro i have : Sports, discovery channels, and movie package.

No disney or entertainment and football only have on certain days. What the fuck am I suppose to watch

Moral of the story : Just STFU if you're not willing to give me ANY TV time or to stingy to buy the channels I have interest in.

streamyx sucks

It took me 2 hours of refreshing blogger.com since it lags so much/ incomplete pages/ blank pages kept appearing.

Fuck you streamyx.

Fuck you Malaysia.

Fuck you capitalist pigs/

Dad + Dad Watching Porn = Gone PC

OH BTW my parents fought, my mini laptop flew but did not break. Dam.

Anyway, my dad needed to use my laptop for some aheming/PCC/fap fap fap stuff.

Yesterday.

Then my PC had some funny virus and my screen kept turning blue with some memory dump error message. No fear, I spent my PC time reformatting my shit ass PC ( 2 hours ) and spent a little while installing adobe reader ( took 2 hours this morning since I have crappy internet anyway ). I need adobe reader to read my past year etc. I also spent 1 hour + getting a new set of past year questions ( My stupidity is really high, i forgot to backup all the past year question after my mum accidentaly threw my old backup lol like 2 weeks ago, was too lazy ).

Anyway so my PC is all fine. Till my dad need send some stuff through the internet and dont want use his own laptop cause he scared virus.

So now, I do my pass year questions. MAGIC. My adobe reader keeps opening and closing for no reason. Cant even do bio / chem past year now =/. I have some virus AGAIN. Too add to that, I tried to burn the past years again ( as well as like firefox installer etc, but its obvioused its virussed because when i wanna burn, they tell me some error , means I cannot burn lol ). Ive never gotten that error message before.

Now, Im gonna format my laptop again.

Why format ? Why no anti virus !!

AVG And avast can detect no shit of this virus. Epic fail free viruses. And dont talk about buying paid antiviruses. The day my parents buy me those is the day i get 25 A's in A levels, be the universes best A level student and win a free scholarship to Harvard. That also they might not, because they will use excuse computer not good for me.

3P1C PH41L !!!! n00b. Virus 1337. Virus h@z pwnZ j00 !!!!

R0000000000000000000000000000000@@@@@@RRRRRRRRRRRRrr

I feel like killing rabbits. Anyone got any baby rabbits to spare ? Killing rabbits is better than being some emo idiot using a knife to cut himself up. DIE RABBITS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEe

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

DIEEEEEEEEE

DIEE

Thats all today

Yours sincerely,
Rabbit assasin-wannabe

Time to format PC YESSSSSSS !!!
TIME TO TAKE AGES TO DOWNLOAD YESSSSS

no idea

To save my mum Rm 6.00 ( Enam ringgit sahaja, six Malaysian ringgit only. ) a month and make her happy not seeing the wires around my laptop,

I shall suffer from slow internet and constant dcing. ( DC 6 times so far in like 30 minutes, because all the wires are tied up and i dropped them all at once, maybe modem got problem ). Also everytime I want to check my modem light blinking or not, I need to crouch under the table, shift the modem and look at the lights.

Im so dieing young. Which is a good thing

ARGHH

Ive been studying and been studying well LOL.

But my mum kept bugging me about all the wires ( extension cord wire + laptop power cable wire + modem wire ). I couldnt stand her fucked up nonsense and asked her to use her fucking brains instead of making such a fucking fuss to solve the fucking problem.

So, after thinking hard and failing ( since her brain is only useful to moan groan and complain about how miserable her life is ), I told her to get me a proper computer table ( which is too expensive, idea rejected instantly, or use my current table ( a square coffee table ) and buy a mini cheap cabinet ( or build one myself ) to place under the table so i can keep the wires there.

So we did that, YAY. so all the wires are under the table, and u cant see them unless u bend down to look at it. If anyone enters the hopuse, to see the wires, you need to bend over real low or just be born a midget.

Anyway, despite being unseen by normal peoples eye, my mum demands the wire to be even more systematic. By systematic she means tying all the wires, bunching them together in rubber bands and wahla, SO BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT. Indeed it is. One tiny problem now remains !

Everytime I wan on my modem switch, laptop switch, i need to bend under the table to on :D. Everytime got problem, I need bend o\under table to check :D. Not to mention, I have no leg room.

In addition to that, I accidentaly kicked the cabinet once, and all my modems + speaker came crashing down to the floor. My wireless modem is now gone and useless. Because every wire was tied up, a little movement, the "systematic arrangement" falls apart like dominoes.

OH WELLLLLLL.........................................................

If I dont murder my family, they will murder me with their nonsense. Apart from that, lifes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD,'

I had the best birthday gift EVER ! No Wii of course. My mum desperate to eat a buffet and conned my dad to eat some buffet. Traditionally, in buffets, I have to eat rubbish but expensive food like oysters and salmon. I stuffed myself with shitty tasting food, all in the name of recovering the amount needed to pay for my buffet.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Today, my dad said he wants to buy my super tiny laptop a proper keyboard ( I have been using my super cheap external rm 20 keyboard i got 2 years ago. All the keys have faded. But i have already memorized the keys ( hence, i can type in the dark too or without looking at the keyboard ). But my parents cant. Since my laptop is the family PC, they decided to buy a new keyboard OMG ! Then i requested to buy a mousepad.

My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

LOL.

When my dad move to kedah, he ask my mum stay at KL with me while I do college. I say I want. But my mum scared my dad continue affair, hence, I was sent to Penang and brought back to Kedah on weekends. My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

My internet is an amazing 384 kbps ( cheapest, rm 60 a month. ) My parents never took the free modem anyway. I told them change to rm 66 a month ( 512 kbps. ) Mum say cannot. Cos need pay extra rm 6 a month, aka rm 72 a year. So expensive, can pay for 45 minutes of my mums facial/massage ! My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

With my super slow internet speed, I have been trying to download movies since my mum doesnt allow me to pay rm 5 for a blurry DVD movie ( too expensive ). I downloaded GI Joe in like 2 months LOL. When I watched it, my mum ask me what am I watching. When i answered my mum said wow thats so old. Of course, I can only on my laptop 2 hours at night. I cannot on when I not using even if I want download anything, because waste electricity. My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

And now the best thing. After saying for several weeks Im gonna go back to KL on raya, suddenly my mum says it probably wont happen.

Haha

Car

Today, I drove my dads benz for the first time alone. Everything was fine, I even parked fine. Then I got out of the car without setting it into the P gear. The car rolled down and hit a curb. FML.

>_>.

Annoying mum

Since my toy ( hp mini ) is now the family computer,

It is placed in the living room.

I have to permanently mute my HP Mini.

Why ?

Whenever MSN sound appear, my mum would say OMG ur gf message u or whatever shit that comes out from her mouth !

If i play soccer games, she say OMG SO NOISY, pls softer, i wan listen to TV. Only mute shuts my mum up.

In addition, sometimes website got annoying ads with annoying sounds. My mum would say what is that? She comes over and check me as though Im downloading porn/watching porn on the family PC. Haiz.

This is what happens to mum's who work as teachers I suppose. They work half day only, too much time.

She never even cooks anymore, and my dad always ask her to cook, but she "tired" from work =.=. Half day only.

Dog shit and pee also I clean.
House mop,sweep and vacuum also i do.
Dog bath + pulling dog ear hair, cleaning his ear, putting ear powder and eye drop also I do.

What my mum do ? Bitch around because my book left on table :O. Bitch around because my dog left the ball on the floor. Even my phone move 10 degrees slanting to east also, she will ask, OH YOU USE YOUR HANDPHONE. EVERYTIME TOUCH HANDPHONE. HOW TO STUDY.

LOL.

My mum life very easy.
I want to swap with her.
Go to school teach idiots and come home collect pay for half day. Then afternoon go masssage/facial/shopping. No need cook. Drive to lunch/dinner also now I drive since got license.
TV also she own.
If she at home not watching TV, she will be calling her friends to tell how miserable her life is cos her husband is cheating on her.

If I was my mum i would be fuck whatever my dad is doing lar. Let him whore around only, I still enjoy my activities. If angry also I would like hire my own son to shoot eggs into the fathers mistress house. Im sure the son would enjoy it.

Oh well..........................................................................

OH BY THE WAY, I BARELY CAN POST BLOG POSTS NOW, SINCE MY MUM IS CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT MY PC WHEN I OPEN IT.

YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bye.