Another step to insanity

Yay im finally breaking up :D

Life in Kedah has reach an all time low, increasesd fustration and a never ending desire to break as many kilometrico pen caps as possible.

As I ran out of kilometrico pen caps to break today, I decided I needed a new way to release my tension I have been living with for the pass few weeks :D.

These are the reasons why i fucking hate kedah and fucking hate my life :D? I hate it and Im smiling, Im quite sure Im gonna go insane soon XD, but thats a good thing I guess, then I wouldnt care about my life at all.

1. Every dinner, I have to bring chairs from the 2nd floor to the first floor dining tables to eat. Why ? Cause my dad decided to destroy 4 dining chairs downstairs in his fury and he is so fucking cheapskate to buy new chairs. Not to mention, I think he loves reminding me how good his relationship with my mum is, breaking chairs and stuff :D?

2. Almost every day my dad would fret on why i got no friends in Kedah. Usually, since my dad is always stressed of work and his troubled love life of trying to keep several mistresses and his wife happy, I decided to just grunt and not talk about that. Finally I told him off that I lived in Kuala Lumpur for 16 years, spent 1.5 years in Penang to study pre u, and ended up in Kedah. Oh yes, I dont go to school or anything in Kedah, how the fuck am i suppose to get friends here.

3. I do go to driving class. So I might ge t some friends here. Too bad they are all Malays and sadly, 100 % of Malay teens that i know spend half their life smoking. In class, they go to toilet to smoke 10 minutes. When eatin, they smoke throughout. While driving, they stop to smoke. Unless I suddenly decide to take smoking ciggies and go rempiting around Kedah, I am clearly not gonna shorten my lifespan in search of friends like them.

4. Today, I realised having a mother is good training to getting a really annoying girlfriend. Especially if she expects you to mop the whole house and bath with your handphone beside you. Every call you miss makes her angry. She comes home and says she receive a lot of stress from work ( teaching ) and her stupid womanizing husband and stupid son who doesnt bath with his handphone in his hand. Today I missed 2 of her calls. One was because i was bathing, another was because I was mopping the house. My phone was downstairs. She expected me to run down the stairs, break a few bones to answer her call.

5. My dad is too busy servicing his bitch and his wife as well as trying to earn illegal money by trrying to make a few pornos with his mistresses. If you ever see a fat old chinese man fucking a super thin flat chested lvl 1 chinese girl on gutteruncensored.com or megaporn, you know thats my dad =D. Hes too busy than fix me a splitter. Now everytime one of his girlfriends or porn directors calls the telephone line, my internet disconnects. Oh yea, my dad is a super popular pimp, expect calls every few minutes with hour long convos regarding their latest positions on screen.

6. Today or yesterday, I cant quite remember, neither do I care, my mum said Im irresposible and show no will of doing anything. I had to restrain myself from telling her to stop getting angry everytime me or my dad misses her calls. This often leads her to have some super black face, infuriates the playboy king ( my dad ) and causes some earthquake in my house.

7. Today I decided to count something interesting. 11 of the 12 doors in my rented house has kick marks ( meaning you can see a hole on one side of the door ) done by a Chuck Norris Wannabe aka my DAD.

8. Im starting to feel my dog has more life than I do.

9. My dad often loves to eat out and invite me and my mum for dinner with some friends ( other pornstars who wanna make illegal money ). It is a routine joke to talk about my inability to talk any form of Chinese. Thanks Dad for teaching me English.

10. And I often sit and watch them talking away in their chinese for hours. So far, the best was starting at 6 and ending at 11.30. I sat there for 5.5 hours hearing aliens language. My dog has more life than I do, Im sure.

11. My Dads sex life has gone so far he cant even shit in the shit bowl properly any more. Often ( like every morning ), I enter the toilet with shit on the floor, and some cake on the toilet slippers. After using chlorox to wash the floor, the toilet will continue to produce shit smell for the next 60 minutes.

12. My only happiness comes online. With the frequent disconnections due to the super popular dad of mine, my mum loves to come into my room, sit on my bed and talks nonsense about my dog, my dad and micheal jacksons death to me. Since I often try to ignore her mumblings while i seek happiness, my mum says i need to put more effort in talking to people.

13. Oh by the way, my mum hides my laptop from 12 midnight to about 7 in the evening incase I find my dad on one of the pornsites. Im 18 and I have curfew on my PC use even when Im on holiday.

14. I feel people on the site some shorty gave me ( fuck my life ), are actually luckier than me.

15. My mum threw my whole collection of CDs last week.

16. My dad used my laptop to watch porn yesterday, it got infected and turned into a boomer. I formatted it. My PC is empty now. I have been playing solitaire for the past 24 hours.

17. Oh yea, did i mention my mum accidentally threw my original Windows CD and the label where the serial number is on ? I had to go and buy a pirated Windows to get my laptop working, and I paid for it.

18. Very recently, My dad decided to gain weight to be a plus sized porn star ( he is 102 kg and increasing ). To avoid becoming Malaysias next walrus, my family is not gonna eat dinner from now on. I get fruits for dinner. Did I mention I eat breakfast and lunch alone ? I only cook like bread and fried rice everyday. Im gonna be malnutritioned soon. Dam.

Well, I got more to say, but Ill keep it for next time when I really get fustrated sad and angry. Haiz. Im starting to get emo :D. its good that I still havent started cutting my skin out, I really hope I dont descend to that level XD.

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