Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me !
Happy birthday to me me !
Happy birthday to me !

My dad decided to buy me a SUPRISE present, a brand new netbook, a HP Mini 1000 !

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

He bought it because he needs to use my current laptop.

He destroyed his own PC in some of the daily rages, and needs a powerful laptop to do his work. ( which is mine ).

In addition, my mum wants a mini notebook so she can carry it too school and surf online there ( her fellow school teachers do the same, she claim only she no net book. )

So tada ! I get a brand new net book !!!!, No graphic card, half the RAM, downgraded 2.40 to 1.66 GHz processor.

In addition, Im now gonna share my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENT to my mum who will bring it to school every day ! She will plug in foreign thumbdrives and presto, viruses to my NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

Happy 18th birthday to me.

I wish that this will appear in www.fmylife.com

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. fmylife

You know your life sucks when special mini laptop screen is smaller than your dick !