NOW INTRODUCING THE STARS OF APPLE BEAR CAT !
MR WALRUS
Aka my dad.
Physical description :
- Fat,
- 175 cm,
- Fat,
- 103 kg,
- fat,
- and has about 5 chins. And fat.
- Money crazed.
- Lust from porn ( infecting my PC with viruses every now and then ).
- Likes plan suicide but lack balls to execute plan
- Loves womenizing
- Likes the shampoo girl at nearby saloon
- Has many affairs
- Hates my mum.
- Enjoys breaking chairs, doors during his " tantrums "
- Fat.
- Uses my inability to speak chinese as a routine jokes in dinners i attend.
- During dinners where other people pay, he enjoys saying I like a certain dish ( I fucking hate it, but Mr walrus likes it ), and forces the paying people to order that dish. Walrus gets his favourite dish, add his weight and enhance his image as a caring dad.
- Ables to eat chicken without eating the skin. Skin not healthy. But then, he will end up eating the skin ( after putting it aside, saying, SOMETIMES EAT CAN. )
- During family dinners ( me, my mum, and mr walrus ), he eats like a dog, and finishes 60 % of dinner. He also drinks all the gravy within first 5 minutes ^^.
- When eating with BIG family dinners ( with aunt, uncle, granddad etc. ), he act like gentleman, and eat less than victoria beckham. But after that, when driving home, go mamak stall eat 5 roti canai.
- Buy threadmill for rm 5000 and use it twice only. 10 minutes each round.
Physical description : Shorter than me, lot of white hair which she claim i caused it ( although I have been colouring her hair since I was 12 ( im a18 now ) ? )
Mental Description :
- Forever depressed because of womanizing dad and how fucked up her son is. ( thats me )
- Suffers from telephoneandemailchecking-titis. ( described further in speciality ).
- Constantly thinks negatively.
- Likes going for facial or massage
- Explain all in speciality ^^
- Claims her life most miserable every minute you are with her.
- If she sit beside u, she will complain about her white hair, Mr walrus, my failed studies etc. Cannot watch TV in same room as her. Worse than kids in the cinema.
- Unable to receive comments about her weaknesses. She acts emo, and go out of room, and start cursing you ( she curse me ) that im exactly like my dad. ( bapa borek anak rintik ? )
- She divulges in checking your EMAILS, SMSes, CALL LIST. She will do that because she loves nosing into other peoples business. BECAUSE no one tells her anything, cos the moment she knows something, she tells her friends, sister, mother, school teachers ( she is a school teacher ). I have inherited this trait too. But no worries. I have not spoken to anyone except my parents for more than 1 minute for 3 months ^.^.
- Hypocrital. She goes for facial rm 50 per half hour and massage rm 50 per hour like 2/3 times a weak, for 2 hours. I wan buy movie RM 5, she say cannot. Waste money. I go upstairs forget off fan. She complain I make her electric bill rm 200 a month. Thank god i dont use the house phone ( not that i can call anybody ), or she will blame me for the phone bill too.
- Very emotional. Like crying and wonder why people do stuff to her. Life sucks, but she cant accept it. Oh well, only wussies like her keep crying,
- Very anti-motivator. She likes to keep telling me i cant study. ( because i flunked my a levels ^^.
- Whenever my dad goes out of town for work ( every 2 or 3 times a week, which is also the times when my mum secretly goes for facial/massage ), she calls everyone ( my dads boss, my dads friends, the hotel, the airlines he go to. This is embarassing for my dad and is the cause of 99 % of the household fights we have which results in more broken ornaments. Oh well, poisonous bitches never lose their mouths.
- I told my mum how her lectures/anti-motivational talk fustrate's me, but she keeps doing it. Even after I said that i cant study after she fucking annoys the hell out of me ( yes it does really happen, im already mentally weak, I plead for her help, but Help never comes for fuckers like me. )
- During conversations, my mum likes to slip in insults to you. EG : Talk about anything negative. She will say, oh, like you ! ( me ). Enjoy so much then everything fall apart. U study so shit, u never gonna make it to uni ( duh, with an idiot mum like u, im suprised I even passed my high school. ).
Physical description : A combination of walrus and my mum. I look like a half walrus, half mummy.
Mental description
- Suicidal like parents :D
- No balls to suicide though, like parents too :D
- Comepletely no self esteem. I cant study :D. I have no life :D. I suck :D.
- Im a complete loner :D. I only talked to one girl in the pass 3 months. And 2 guys in the pass 3 months ( exluding my dad and my mum . they arent girls or guys, their retards and assholes. )
I also hate my life, my parents, school, studies, the world, my room, my internet, the floors in my house that needs mopping, my stomach that needs feeding and cooking, and practically almost everything in my life.
I love my blog, the only way I can ever express myself :). Even if im leading a false life, dreaming of a perfect family, or even just a perfect day :D.
Life is something very unique. Its something I dont have any reasoning for anymore. I have no goals, no friends, no love. I have applebearcat though :D. I sleep through the days, waiting for the minutes that I could once again enter this world. To feel happy :D !!!! Happy :D !!!!
Watching TV no longer makes me happy since my mum loves parking her ass nearby and opening her " how fucked up is my life thanks to you " radio ringing in my ears.
The internet is EVERYTHING TO ME !
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
INSANITY FTW ! ( To soony, this is for the win for the first time, not fuck the world :D. ), Anyway to soony again, chelsea FTW ( Fuck the world. ) MUAHAHHAHA.
AND TO ALL OF U OUT THERE. IM NOT GONNA GET H1N1 COZ I HAVE NO LIFE ! I MAKE NO CONTACT WITH ANY HUMANS BECAUSE MY PARENTS HOLD ME HOSTAGE IN KEDAH
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