Enjoy unlimited broad band

Firstly, I am only blogging because streamyx is pathetic

See this

Malaysias fastest broadband... I pay for 1 mps/ RM 88 , and i get less than 1 kbps =(.

UNLIMITED BROADBAND. MEANS U CAN DOWNLOAD UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF FILES

In Australia, u get 20 mps for just 20 Dollars a month. There is a 50 gb bandwidth limit though. Means u can only download 50 gb every month !

But Malaysia, streamyx is unlimited bandwidth !

WOW ! Lets count. With 1 KBPS connection, lets see nhow much can i download a month.

60 seconds a minute, 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 30 days a month. Oh well, give streamyx some hope, take 31 days a month.

60 X 60 X 24 X 31 =

Thats 2,678,400 Kbs a month ! Thats 2.6 GB ! Malaysia Boleh !

What happens to those who live near lazy people

This is my dog, called Princess. She has lived with me for 2 years, and decided to be as lazy as her master.

Picture below.

She is upside down, sleeping on king size bed. Super naughty female dog. The 2 bottom leg wide apart, head sideways and the 2 front legs are bent like t-rex hands -.-"

You wont believe how cute she was when I first got her. LOL.

See below

She used to be so energetic and cute xD

Drunken people + Bullied at college =.=

After stressful examinations of CIE A levels, one girl decided to go clubbing, ending up with a super headache, and inability to eat breakfast O.o.

That was saturday morning. This morning, aka monday morning that girl keep bully me T_T. I have no idea why. First go steal my mechanical pencil, then give me her pink one.

THE GIRL NAME IS JENNIFER. HER BOYFRIEND NAME IS SOON AUN aka soony . SOON AUN ALSO BULLIED ME. READ LATER IN STORY

So initially she was like why I dunwan use pink pencil ... so what to do.. was in middle of chemistry class ( worst subject ), had to use the pencil lar. Then she started telling everyone in class that I was using a pink pencil ... Shit her ! Bladdy pembuli !! WAAHHH T_T ~_~''

After that sumore duwan give me back my pencil. I ignore her then she try play poke pencil near me and when I want take, she go pull back. So at one time, I manage to grab the pencil, but ter injure her hand cos I was too rough -.- ''. Thank god got extra Hansa plast plaster. So decided too be good and give her.

Then she demand those cartoon plasters with bugs bunny on them. Thus, being absolutely angelic, I decided to draw stickman on my hansa plast, but since my drawing sucks big time, she cannot see what i drew -.-''.

Now i became despo to get rid of that pink pencil. I decided to do a direct swap with a blue pencil owned by a girl called something I really cant pronounced XD. Thankfully, my superior brains ( LOL ) thought of a genious technique not to be recognised. I decided to ask the guy next to her ( who I can pronounce his name perfectly ), before turning my head to the girl and swapping pencils.

Yay ! Sadly, the guy beside me called Soony, decided to join inside the pencil orgy. He stole the blue pencil I just got and got me the pink one again ! -.-".. Dam knn ccb right ?

Even worse, the pink pencil which was passed around so frequently ran outta lead, and of course I no lead -.-. Jennifer was kind enough to give me a lead, and after inserting it in, the lead keep breaking -.-''. I suspect she gave me some China brand lead -,

In the middle of this pen orgy, Soony aka Jennifer boyfriend assisted her in his attempt to annoy me . Their true goal to annoy me during chemistry is so that Soony gets to beat me in Chemistry in the next monthly test.

Soony actually kept shooting me with rubber band and put 2 rubber band in my shirt. Bladdy gay bugger, when teacher ask question, he hold my hand to raise it up. Thankfully i retaliated immediately calling Soony gay for holding my hand. His red pimples glowed LOL !

Finnaly i decided to ignore this lovey dovey couple, and Jennifer was not happy with my plan and decided to snap photos of me in chemistry lesson. The retarded teacher who fails at teaching, also failed to noticed her student taking pictures of me. -.-".

THE WORST PART IS FEW DAYS AGO I BORROWED HER MY GAME OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

THE BEST PART IS
And jennifer so noob dunno install lol.

Whee !

Nightmare, And stupid movie

Nightmare

To be honest, I never remember any of the dreams I have in my life.. unless it was a nightmare :(

When I was a little kid, my nightmares would come as in ghost , dinosaurs ( thanks to jurrasic park ) and some stupid monsters.

I still remember Gremlins giving me nightmares too... -.-

So I guess as I got older, this monsters didn't ever bother in nightmares. Instead, during my schooling days, my nightmares were constantly about natural disasters.

Most common of the disaster was earthquakes, which probably usually made my 4 storey school building fall. Always it happens. Till I got so used to it, I knew it was nightmare.

The one thing I truly hate about my nightmares is if that when I wake up, and go sleep again after 5 minutes, the damn nightmare continues and this goes on and on. Even if I know it is a nightmare, falling buildings still make u scared right ? -.-.

Anyway, I never had any real nightmares at Penang for some time. Till about October, after some test, I decided to get a nap. I can't really remember it properly, but i felt like I was completedly trapped in a tight cocoon unable to move, and something whispers to me some words like " hi " etc. His voice was something like the Gollum in lord of the rings movies. So ok, maybe it was a once in a lifetime funny nightmare. However, this nightmare has repeated twice again ( the latest several nights ago !!! ). Furthermore, this nightmare only occurs when i sleep at my Penang hostel .. not in the Kedah house. I stay 70 % of the time in Kedah during exam, and Im starting to feel my room is haunted. Haiz.. Thank god in penang no parents, whenever the effing Gollum voice and grip appears, I force myself to wake up, walk to the nearest CC and DOTA -.- .

In my latest nightmare, I actually remembered the dream I had after dota-ing. It was another nightmare, but not about that Gollum guy squizzing me. It was about my chemistry teacher. She is terrible at teaching, and she become my fucking pilot. Dunno how I ended up in  a plane, and she was flying it. Expectedly, we were gliding in KL and going in between twin towers ( I know its impossible, but its a dream isn't it ? ). Expectedly, her noob skills at flying a plane made her crashed the plane into some unknown building. I got out of the plane, and ended up in some building. And the building was some kind of maze, I couldn't get out of it ! I was stuck OMG ! OMG OMG OMG ! Lucky someone called me on the phone, I instantly woke up, and I definitely did not want to reenter that dream and be on the same flight with the same teacher I hate in real life -.-!

Movie

After a terrible Physics paper 2 exam, me and James wanted to go to the CC and DOTA a few games with some of our friends online ( we are 2 sad people with no internet =( ). Too bad, another friend of mine called Collins somehow managed to convince us to watch a movie. I wanted Madagascar, but that guy wanted James Bond, so we went to James Bond. After 1 hour +, there was no electricity !!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo !!! We got a refund, which took over 1.5 hours to get since the line was so long -.-. At least we sorta got a free movie, since the show nearly ended

And to those who wanna watch James Bond, I suggest you just wait for the HQ torrents or Pirated CDs. Or watch older James Bond movies. Daniel Craig was either running, jumping, or shooting people. Oh yea, and too get perverts to watch the movie, surely some little sex scenes which are jumping thanks to Malaysias censorship team. I dont know about Madagascar, but the review in Star Two looked good. Don't think I can see that in a cinema, so gotta wait for the torrent !

Hi, who are you ?

For some reason, today, i realised there is someone I don't know who has permission to view my blog.

His/Her probably her gmail account is sherwh17@gmail.com  

If you do read this, please leave a comment ! XD

Butterfly award =S

For those who decide to accept this award, I would appreciate it if you could do the following:

1. Put the logo on your blog.

2. Add a link to the person who awarded you.

3. Nominate 10 other blogs.

4. Add links to those blogs on yours.

5. Leave a message for your nominees on your blogs.

Awarded by soony aka camera kid. http://lifeofsoony.blogspot.com

10 other nominations O.O

I dont even have 10 readers xD, so i guess ill put those who read and have blogs

1. www.dini-soulbreaker.blogspot.com

2. www.kuisan123.blogspot.com

3. http://ingenuogal.blogspot.com/

4. http://humancommurali.blogspot.com/

Wheee

OMG

She wanted to share porn with me =(

2009 is not a year im looking foward for...

My A Levels ( First term exams ) were a disaster....

I think Im gonna get an A for maths only..

I completely flunked physics practical... 100 % retaking or dropping next year

Chemistry did not suck as bad as it should, but it still did suck slightly, probably a B or C -.-

And for Bio, the objective paper was so damn bloody though..

So it looks like I have to retake 3 subjects or more ( If i flunk maths too )..

Life is hard ..

Shit ...

Dam..

>_<

Thankfully, 2008 has a good events left for me to savour...

1. 11 Nov Free buffet dinner with the Ba Hai Community
   
2. 22 Nov Having a gay beach party since probably only guys are going T-T
   
3. Going to australia because parents forced me 3 Dec - 9 Dec
4. Going back to KL to meet some friends and family
5. I dont need to bath my dog, feed, or clean her shit for 2 weeks when im at aussie and in KL
6. Some good sleep, next year sitting for over 10 papers, no need sleep already -.-

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

Geek

I have a friend in Penang called soony. He is a camera geek.

He goes around boasting about his specs, and whole long his " lens " is.. Im serious !! Visit his blog @

www.lifeofsoony.blogspot.com

Since he is so engross in his camera, I am also loving my laptop.. these are the specs of my laptop

OS : Microsoft XP Home - Its better than Vista =P

Model : Compaq Presario v3620

Processor : Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4 Ghz

RAM : 2 GB

HDD Space : 250 GB

Graphic card : Intel accelerator T_T 384 MB shared. 

* So sad, this was my parents plan to prevent me from playing the super duper latest games. Too bad dota can play at the slowest PC. And my PC can run NFS Most wanted full details xD

Cost me/parents RM 3000 xD, bought it last year

Home Computer

OS : Microsoft XP Pro - Pirated edition.. LOL xD

Model : Those clones that look like black boxes with no brand xP

Processor : Intel Core 2 Duo 3.0 Ghz

RAM : 2 GB

HDD Space : 160 GB

Graphic card : GeForce Sumthing, but was 256 MB memory

* Awesomeness, bought it at the end of 2006, for about RM 1,100 only. Just the box, no screen, no mouse, no sound etc, but i had all of them already.

This could play everything, even Microsoft Flight Simulator that my dad used to play everyday when I wasnt lol !

OMGWTFKNNCCBPMCCB

I cannot blog much because of chemistry

WHY ?

Cause their fucking paper 1 does not make any fucking sense

Example

1. Difference between NO2 and SO2
a. One is a food preservative and the other isnt
b. One is soluble in water
c. One is a reducing agent

The bold is the answer... Fuck them ? I so free see Mister potato ingredients ?

Example 2 :

Gecko is a lizard that can climb on glass. Their feet have pads that have thousands of molecules. When they climb glass, the molecules from pads stick to the glass molecules

What is the fucking bond formed between Their molecules at the feet to the glass ?

Answer : Die please you British capitalist pigs !

No wonder i am flunking my chemistry

Another IQ test

Free-IQTest.net - IQ Tests

Jokes -.-

LOL

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3 Way relationship !

I think it is...

I have to friends.

One of them is duck girl, and her boyfriend is camera kid.

This is my convo with duck girl


Initially she said haha, not funny, so not funny. I found that part funny. I intended to post this picture because of the funny lines.

Sadly, when i screenshotted, she already asked where is my gay partner ..

And tadaa !!

This is my convo with duck girls BF

Oh no ! Her BF is my gay partner ... HAHA !

The MSN screenies were not edited or photoshoped, but faces, and emails had to be ceonsored out to protect the privacy of the people and animals.

Bye bye !

IQ Test

Be warned..

Never take an online, or even offline IQ test.

They are fake tests to make you feel smart.

Don't believe me ?

My first test merited me an IQ of 132, that was above average. I was kinda tired and took it lightly...

And now..

I decided to take another test... the result was...


I got that result..

I am a universal genious..

And yet..

I got a C for chemistry, 55 / 100 marks, and supposedly, I am a universal genious of 157.

WTF

If I am as smart as I am supposedly is/are ( my english sucks bad ), I should ace chemistry without sweating

-.-

. . .

So my parents want me study.

Next week exam - 15 october 2008 - 21 november 2008. YAY

And so yesterday i came back to kedah, they brought me to dinner at 7.30 with some of their friends. SO they talk talk talk till 1.00 in the morning... 4.5 hours talking there, and me, sitting doing nothing...

Waste 4.5 hour of my life. Pro-ness. They want me to study konon. Ask me go dinner 4.5 hour. How to study ? Waste only lar...

Next morning, I decided to wake up at 8.30 AM to dota. And at 9.30, my parents ask me to go for breakfast with their friend again. So celaka, my dota game cannot end. So i had to leave the game. We were gonna win 3 vs 5 some more

FUCKKKKKK

And the worst part is
Go breakfast
Come back at 12.00 cos they talk a lot, see how the fisherman collect their fish and sotong. KNN CCCB LAR.

My fucking exam next week, they are bringing me out to see fisherman. So far, i come back to kedah not even 24 hours, i already spent a whole 8 hours with fisherman. And they want me to study and get good grades

LOL. ROLF. LMAO.

Idiots.. Noob parents. Haih. -_-.

I had a virus today.

So i got a virus today. How i got it, im not too sure.

I only downloaded Dota 6.55 map and visited www.teamtalk.com ( football site )

Dunno which one gave me the effing virus, so anyway, dont visit www.teamtalk.com -_-; i think io got it from there

The virus sorta says u have a virus and keeps popping up a window telling your internet explorer needs to be updated. LOL. And it popped up in a firefox window. Also, whenever u open my computer, it comes out with the same effing warning =.=;

I ran 2 antiviruses ( AVD and avast ) and both failed me... and i googled the solution and i got it.

Conclusion :

Google > Anti virus

Thats all

Stupid trick CIE questions

And i thought Cambridge A levels was easy.

So after 2 consecutive days of truly studying chemistry ..

Truly study = Sitting there, reading and understanding
Showing my parents study = Book open, dreaming about stuff, and flipping pages every few minutes, to show my progress in case anyone drops by.

So I decided to do several subjective test papers.

They gave some trick questions

Example 1 :
Q : Why does exhaust fumes contain water vapour
My thoughts : As a malaysian student, my memory goes as far as, exhaust fumes has CO and NO, poisonous, pollute... nothing about water vapour

And the answer was... exhaust fumes are products of combustion, and there is always H20 produced !

WHEEEEE, my malaysian education failed me.

Example 2:
Definition of standard enthalpy change of reaction or whatever. Thats simple.

But they ask

Definition of standard

.......
........
........

With my noob brains and after all that questions, I couldnt think

ANd standard is actually 25 degrees and 1 atm pressure

KNN CCB >_>

Apple Bear Cat

I decided to educate some of my happy private blog readers today !

I realised some of you don't understand the name of my blog. Thus, today, I am going to educate you with a pictionary

This is an apple. It is a fruit that is red. It is sweet, unless rotten.


This is a bear. It is a furry brown animal. Do not mistake it for a dog.

However, the picture is a cartoon of a bear( red shirt) called winnie the pooh. On his right is his unidentified hot girlfriend.

And finally, this is a cat.
Cats vary in colour and are animals too. They are smaller than bears.



This is a modern day cat. To see more example of cat photos, visit

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Thank you and good day !

Chemistry noob.

I am a chemistry noob. 55 marks.

Why am I a chemistry noob ?

The chemistry teacher sucks.

The end of the story.

I would love to type more, but i really need to study, or I might be some beggar at Kepong one day. Better avoid that ! Study time -_-

Mickey Mouse is Evil

Mickey Mouse is Evil

Disney Channel Stars: A Saudia Arabian cleric recently called Mickey Mouse "one of Satan's soldiers" who is "trying to trick Muslim children into loving mice." According to Islamic law, "Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases." Yeow!

LOL

And i think this is awesome

i ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ f٥гﻉ√ﻉr =)

YAY

I decided to make a private blog ! whee !

The things i will post about would probably be my personal vendettas/hate against anybody who annoy me at any time.

Also, i might have missed out some people -_-. Cos i havent really grouped the last 50 or so people in my contact list, so i might had missed a few people ( its your fault for having an email address which has no sense to your true self ... like mine =) )

So, today, as I try to blog, my mum repeated enters my room. To see if my air con to cold, to see if i got flu, to see if my toilet got toilet paper etc.. in actual fact, I think she is trying to either catch me watching porn, or catch me MSN-ing with my GF or something -_-. Haih. But nevermind lar, since my parents are sponsoring my education since our cibai government wont, I suppose I can live with it =).

So, I will probably posts some stories about my miserable life whenever I undergo miseries AND have internet.

Boo Boo bye bye ! Remember !

Apple bear cat !