Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Today

Today I was reading Naruto manga online. Already internet so slow take 20-30 second load one page. Then when got FEMALE character my mum say I watch porn and tell my dad I watch FEMALE pictures.

Yay :).

How can life get any better ?

Oh yes it does.

My exam finish on 20th november

On 22nd november I go KL for several days ( and probably get 2 hour or no hours to see friends ! )

After that, I need go singapore for a whole day to make a bank account.

After that on 29th november go Langkawi.
Then on 8th december go Australia for 9 days.

Sounds so happy :D.

Only my parents spend holidays going to massage areas and picking cherries.

People go sydney go gold coast n movie world, my family go sidney pick cherries and sit on ELECTRICAL BUS FUYOHHH so amazing !

My dad so far, walk a bit tired need go back hotel rest. Rest of family must follow him. :)

My plans to earn money by popularizing my websites all thwarted. Going to fucked up places doing fucked up things. Haiz.

Anyway I few days ago I was downloading pokemon diamond. Its the new version of pokemon and is about 50 mb in size. Considering I must study ( aka pretend to study and just sleep in my room ), I left my PC on to download it. It takes about 2 hours to download it. Halfway through my mum off my computer cause wasting electric

LOL

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Life is sad.

I wanna study but everyday proves to be a stumbling block.

Everyday I..
  • Spend an hour doing housework
  • Spend 3-5 hours eating dinner with my dad's friends, because they chat in Hokkien from 7 pm to 12 PM if you are lucky.
  • Your dad poops and pees in the toilet and never flushes with fucked up stench everyday. HAIZ.
  • Your mum refuses to open the door for your dog to poop outside every morning, so he poops inside, just because she says if she opens the door, dust will go in and the floor will be dirty. PS. I clean my dogs shit AND mop the floor/sweep/vacuum......
  • I cannot upgrade your internet because rm 6 a month is like throwing gold into the ocean
  • I download files off rapidshare. No wait, I click on the link, wait for the countdown timer ( 30 seconds ), and when I click download, the file doesn't start the download thanks to your internet fucking up. After a few minutes, you get page cannot get displayed. You refresh the page. They tell you you are downloading something and you cannot parallel download with a free account. I did not fucking download a single thing.
  • Your mum just spent rm 2000 on slimming programs, and unwilling to upgrade your internet for rm 6 a month !
  • Your mum's job everyday is to moan about your dad
  • Your parents say you have no social life, when the true reason is because they chucked me in a state where I dont study/work, meaning I dont meet anyone at all. Im suppose to create friends out of thin air. I think they are encouraging imaginary friends.
And this has to be the most epic story I would ever tell you guys.

See, I have a lotta pimples now thanks to stress :D. I wonder where I get the stress from hmm.

The doctor tells me I should reduce my intake of seafood like PRAWN and SQUIDS. Fine, I dont eat much squid.

But the best part is, since my dad always gets free seafood weekly and my mum is so lazy to cook them, my mum often brings us to shop and makes them cook 2 x more than we can eat.

Oh yeah, and prawns are high in cholestrol. So my dad eats 1 or 2 only. My mum eats 1 or 2 only.

And because im the only one not needing to worry about high cholestrol content, I eat the remaining 5-6 prawns EVERY day =D. It doesn't matter to them that my pimples will grow more ! They just say wash wash enough. I already wash 3 times a day, apply some stuff twice a day, and never touch my face anymore, but all my effort goes down the drain with my super daily prawn intake.

FUCK.

And the best part is, in my absoulute sadness and unhappiness and depressiveness in this shithole called Kedah, Im suppose to be able to STUDY and do WELL in exams, when Im truly suffering.

I've reached the stage where I can look back at how fucked up my life is that I can just cry thinking about it. Every time you study, your mum calls you to do some fucked up housework. And you don't get paid. You get paid with shitty streamyx that can't even download rapidshare stuff.

Whenever you play your computer/ TRY TO GET INTERNET TO WORK, your mum begins asking you to do everything ( boil water/ turn on TV for her/clean dog shit and piss/ turn off fan upstairs that I on to dry clothes under her orders, and even go for dinner at 5 in the evening when we mostly eat at 7 in the evening, or even 9 pm sometimes ! )

Anyway Im so flunking my A levels retake so Im just gonna take some random course and be some random loser in the future =). I know I will regret this in the future but why the fuck should I care !!!!!!!!

Today.

Today, my mum paid rm 2000 for a slimming program and my dad found the receipt. I still cant upgrade my streamyx account to rm 66 and not rm 60 a month. FUCK.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Life in Kedah

Living is Kedah in fun.

You get treated like an Indonesian maid. In addition, you get to drive the car EVERYWHERE and not get paid !

Chores I do every day :
sweep floor, mop floor, vacuum floor, clean windows, clean fans, wipe the glass doors, wipe glass tables, take the curtains to wash ( my curtain is the one with like 100 iron bars in it and you gotta take them out one by one, and putting them in is even harder ), putting clothes in machine to wash, hanging clothes, putting clothes outside in the sun, bringing the clothes back in when raining, folding the clothes, park both my parents cars in the house every night, throwing the trash, massaging my parents back, personal slave to getting the remote control for my parents to use, getting the phone to give my parents to answer, deleting viruses from my parents thumbdrives.

Things I do to help my mum do her "EXCEL and WORD" stuff:
Helping her create tables, helping her draw circles, lines, polygons for maths paper, finding her saved files, teaching her how to connect to the internet, and many more

The best part is she gets annoyed and say you never listen when she tells you to do 15 things in a go and expect you to remember every command in the same exact order.

In addition I scratched my parents car for the first time. My mum decided to teach me the "proper way" of parking her camry at home. I have been parking fine since August. The "proper way" involved your mother screaming instructions every 0.5 seconds in your ear and hitting you on the shoulder, causing you to hit on the gas and scratching your cars bumper.

To add to that, I had a taste of what married life would be. It sucks.

My mum still believes in my dads 9 year ago affair and spends her days thinking about their affair.

Oh yeah, my mum has OCD. If you dont know what this is, this is a rich mans disease, which makes you do the same thing 10 times a day. like checking if you closed the door 10 times in a row. It results because an individual has nothing to do the whole day, and hence, the individual does something 10 times a day. My mum has this disease.

BUT.. hers in special.
Her OCD is via proxy. Which the lucky me is the proxy.
My mum makes me check whether I closed the window/turned off the fire several times a day, and If i say i already did, she makes many annoying noises and forces you to walk into the forementioned room to check whatever shit she wants to check.

I discovered the world aint divided to babies, children, teens, young adults and adults.

They are made out of matured people, immature people, and fucktards.

Welcome to my life.

* Considering my future looks pretty bleak, the housework training is quite good. I might become a butler in the future. Hire me please.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Story

My mum decided to talk about some other kid who failed life like me.

The only difference is the kid had a less annoying mother and a much nicer family. I wish I was that kid. At least he never showed any potential and will never have any expectations :).

I am expected to do well no matter what shit I live in. FUCK MY PARENTS.

Im gonna fail A levels again :D, study some random course ( hopefully computer-related ) for just 3 years and get the fuck out of Kedah. Sounds like a good plan :)

Friday, October 23, 2009

Stories so far..

Story one
Yesterday or the day before yesterday ( I have lost track of time, because its come to the point I dont really care about it anymore )

, my mum visited my neighbours house.

She say there the internet very slow because they use the cheapest package.

Then, I told her we are using the cheapest package.

Then she quiet already.

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Moral of the story : Dont talk cock unless you see your own cock. If you dont have one, just shut the fuck up already.

Story two
AND SUDDENLY my mum COOKED food for like the first time in 2 years.

She cook so cacat until my dad eat so little.
So i have to try and finish all her cooking so she happy.
I more full than eating buffet and still have food left ( my mum cooked like for 6 people even thought got 3 people only ).

Then my mum say so disappointing she cook we dont want it.

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH

Moral of the story : Cook shit and be treated like shit. Cook more shit and be treated with more shit.

Story Three
My parents had a big fight some days ago. Why ?

Because my fucked up mum kept asking my dad to sleep from 11 pm to 1 am. She scared my dad while doing work downstairs go call/sms/email his mistress he had 9 years ago. After 2 hours of nagging, my dad got angry and broke some random items.

Moral of the story : Never marry my mum.

Story FOUR
My mum spent rm 5000 on stuff. She bought a rm3000 LV Bag. She got a rm 1000 jed bracelet for her birthday.

And she unhappy everytime my dad go for business meeting in KL coz his mistress 9 years ago was from there ( and because of this i shifted houses to HELL aka kedah/penang ).

The last meeting, my mum refused to let my dad go for the meeting.

He lost rm 6000 because he missed the meeting.

And my mum ask him not to talk cock.

Moral of the story : My mum is taking my inheritance away >_<"

Story FIVE
Im going to Australia at the end of this year for a holiday.

I will be spending 8 days thinking that cherry picking is the best activity in the world !

People go to Australia for the movie world. I go to Australia to pick cherries, go to zoo's, and see theatres.

Also, we are limited to 1 activity a day cause my dad can barely walk ( unless its dinner time and we gonna go eat he can walk dam fast ), if not he walk a bit say tired dy, thats why can barely go anywhere.

Moral of the story : My parents makes the greatest things on earth the shittest things on earth

Story SIX
My mum says im like a girl watching "The Nanny" a comedy series on Hallmark frm 12 midnight to 1 AM.

The truth is, my mum watches TV in the afternoon, my dad watches it from evening to midnight.

Oh and, the packages on Astro i have : Sports, discovery channels, and movie package.

No disney or entertainment and football only have on certain days. What the fuck am I suppose to watch

Moral of the story : Just STFU if you're not willing to give me ANY TV time or to stingy to buy the channels I have interest in.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

streamyx sucks

It took me 2 hours of refreshing blogger.com since it lags so much/ incomplete pages/ blank pages kept appearing.

Fuck you streamyx.

Fuck you Malaysia.

Fuck you capitalist pigs/

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dad + Dad Watching Porn = Gone PC

OH BTW my parents fought, my mini laptop flew but did not break. Dam.

Anyway, my dad needed to use my laptop for some aheming/PCC/fap fap fap stuff.

Yesterday.

Then my PC had some funny virus and my screen kept turning blue with some memory dump error message. No fear, I spent my PC time reformatting my shit ass PC ( 2 hours ) and spent a little while installing adobe reader ( took 2 hours this morning since I have crappy internet anyway ). I need adobe reader to read my past year etc. I also spent 1 hour + getting a new set of past year questions ( My stupidity is really high, i forgot to backup all the past year question after my mum accidentaly threw my old backup lol like 2 weeks ago, was too lazy ).

Anyway so my PC is all fine. Till my dad need send some stuff through the internet and dont want use his own laptop cause he scared virus.

So now, I do my pass year questions. MAGIC. My adobe reader keeps opening and closing for no reason. Cant even do bio / chem past year now =/. I have some virus AGAIN. Too add to that, I tried to burn the past years again ( as well as like firefox installer etc, but its obvioused its virussed because when i wanna burn, they tell me some error , means I cannot burn lol ). Ive never gotten that error message before.

Now, Im gonna format my laptop again.

Why format ? Why no anti virus !!

AVG And avast can detect no shit of this virus. Epic fail free viruses. And dont talk about buying paid antiviruses. The day my parents buy me those is the day i get 25 A's in A levels, be the universes best A level student and win a free scholarship to Harvard. That also they might not, because they will use excuse computer not good for me.

3P1C PH41L !!!! n00b. Virus 1337. Virus h@z pwnZ j00 !!!!

R0000000000000000000000000000000@@@@@@RRRRRRRRRRRRrr

I feel like killing rabbits. Anyone got any baby rabbits to spare ? Killing rabbits is better than being some emo idiot using a knife to cut himself up. DIE RABBITS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEe

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

DIEEEEEEEEE

DIEE

Thats all today

Yours sincerely,
Rabbit assasin-wannabe

Time to format PC YESSSSSSS !!!
TIME TO TAKE AGES TO DOWNLOAD YESSSSS

Thursday, September 24, 2009

no idea

To save my mum Rm 6.00 ( Enam ringgit sahaja, six Malaysian ringgit only. ) a month and make her happy not seeing the wires around my laptop,

I shall suffer from slow internet and constant dcing. ( DC 6 times so far in like 30 minutes, because all the wires are tied up and i dropped them all at once, maybe modem got problem ). Also everytime I want to check my modem light blinking or not, I need to crouch under the table, shift the modem and look at the lights.

Im so dieing young. Which is a good thing

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

ARGHH

Ive been studying and been studying well LOL.

But my mum kept bugging me about all the wires ( extension cord wire + laptop power cable wire + modem wire ). I couldnt stand her fucked up nonsense and asked her to use her fucking brains instead of making such a fucking fuss to solve the fucking problem.

So, after thinking hard and failing ( since her brain is only useful to moan groan and complain about how miserable her life is ), I told her to get me a proper computer table ( which is too expensive, idea rejected instantly, or use my current table ( a square coffee table ) and buy a mini cheap cabinet ( or build one myself ) to place under the table so i can keep the wires there.

So we did that, YAY. so all the wires are under the table, and u cant see them unless u bend down to look at it. If anyone enters the hopuse, to see the wires, you need to bend over real low or just be born a midget.

Anyway, despite being unseen by normal peoples eye, my mum demands the wire to be even more systematic. By systematic she means tying all the wires, bunching them together in rubber bands and wahla, SO BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT. Indeed it is. One tiny problem now remains !

Everytime I wan on my modem switch, laptop switch, i need to bend under the table to on :D. Everytime got problem, I need bend o\under table to check :D. Not to mention, I have no leg room.

In addition to that, I accidentaly kicked the cabinet once, and all my modems + speaker came crashing down to the floor. My wireless modem is now gone and useless. Because every wire was tied up, a little movement, the "systematic arrangement" falls apart like dominoes.

OH WELLLLLLL.........................................................

If I dont murder my family, they will murder me with their nonsense. Apart from that, lifes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD,'

I had the best birthday gift EVER ! No Wii of course. My mum desperate to eat a buffet and conned my dad to eat some buffet. Traditionally, in buffets, I have to eat rubbish but expensive food like oysters and salmon. I stuffed myself with shitty tasting food, all in the name of recovering the amount needed to pay for my buffet.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Friday, September 18, 2009

Today, my dad said he wants to buy my super tiny laptop a proper keyboard ( I have been using my super cheap external rm 20 keyboard i got 2 years ago. All the keys have faded. But i have already memorized the keys ( hence, i can type in the dark too or without looking at the keyboard ). But my parents cant. Since my laptop is the family PC, they decided to buy a new keyboard OMG ! Then i requested to buy a mousepad.

My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

LOL.

When my dad move to kedah, he ask my mum stay at KL with me while I do college. I say I want. But my mum scared my dad continue affair, hence, I was sent to Penang and brought back to Kedah on weekends. My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

My internet is an amazing 384 kbps ( cheapest, rm 60 a month. ) My parents never took the free modem anyway. I told them change to rm 66 a month ( 512 kbps. ) Mum say cannot. Cos need pay extra rm 6 a month, aka rm 72 a year. So expensive, can pay for 45 minutes of my mums facial/massage ! My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

With my super slow internet speed, I have been trying to download movies since my mum doesnt allow me to pay rm 5 for a blurry DVD movie ( too expensive ). I downloaded GI Joe in like 2 months LOL. When I watched it, my mum ask me what am I watching. When i answered my mum said wow thats so old. Of course, I can only on my laptop 2 hours at night. I cannot on when I not using even if I want download anything, because waste electricity. My mum said " You can actually get anything I want in life. "

And now the best thing. After saying for several weeks Im gonna go back to KL on raya, suddenly my mum says it probably wont happen.

Haha

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Car

Today, I drove my dads benz for the first time alone. Everything was fine, I even parked fine. Then I got out of the car without setting it into the P gear. The car rolled down and hit a curb. FML.

>_>.

Annoying mum

Since my toy ( hp mini ) is now the family computer,

It is placed in the living room.

I have to permanently mute my HP Mini.

Why ?

Whenever MSN sound appear, my mum would say OMG ur gf message u or whatever shit that comes out from her mouth !

If i play soccer games, she say OMG SO NOISY, pls softer, i wan listen to TV. Only mute shuts my mum up.

In addition, sometimes website got annoying ads with annoying sounds. My mum would say what is that? She comes over and check me as though Im downloading porn/watching porn on the family PC. Haiz.

This is what happens to mum's who work as teachers I suppose. They work half day only, too much time.

She never even cooks anymore, and my dad always ask her to cook, but she "tired" from work =.=. Half day only.

Dog shit and pee also I clean.
House mop,sweep and vacuum also i do.
Dog bath + pulling dog ear hair, cleaning his ear, putting ear powder and eye drop also I do.

What my mum do ? Bitch around because my book left on table :O. Bitch around because my dog left the ball on the floor. Even my phone move 10 degrees slanting to east also, she will ask, OH YOU USE YOUR HANDPHONE. EVERYTIME TOUCH HANDPHONE. HOW TO STUDY.

LOL.

My mum life very easy.
I want to swap with her.
Go to school teach idiots and come home collect pay for half day. Then afternoon go masssage/facial/shopping. No need cook. Drive to lunch/dinner also now I drive since got license.
TV also she own.
If she at home not watching TV, she will be calling her friends to tell how miserable her life is cos her husband is cheating on her.

If I was my mum i would be fuck whatever my dad is doing lar. Let him whore around only, I still enjoy my activities. If angry also I would like hire my own son to shoot eggs into the fathers mistress house. Im sure the son would enjoy it.

Oh well..........................................................................

OH BY THE WAY, I BARELY CAN POST BLOG POSTS NOW, SINCE MY MUM IS CONSTANTLY LOOKING AT MY PC WHEN I OPEN IT.

YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bye.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

My sister wanted to buy me a Wii

My sister wanted to buy me a Wii, but my mum said no.

Yay me !

Pain

My ankle hurts more now =.=. Before this only the ankle had caused me pain. Now, it has increased to the top of my ankle too. Yay.

Also, my mum wont buy me a mouse pad, since i broke my old one ( which is RM 3, as thin as paper, and as useless as glass surface to a mouse

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Fmylife

Broken Ankle

My PC is so pathetic i have nothing to say about it.

On the other hand, i decided not to rely on my PC !

I decided to play football ( kicking a rubber ball and chasing it with my dog, pathetic aint it ? well thats my only life now ).

Oh, I also got injured in the process.

I tore my ankle ligaments YAY !

I need to put leg casts for a month for it to cure.. OR

Just let it self cure and it will cure between 3 to 9 months.

My mum chose option 2.

Im gonna go limp for the next few months thanks to my cheapskate mom.

Wobble wobble, i dont even have a walking stick. Without painkillers, i practically wince on every step.

Apart from a broken ankle and no proper PC, my life is just fine.

bbye

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me !
Happy birthday to me me !
Happy birthday to me !

My dad decided to buy me a SUPRISE present, a brand new netbook, a HP Mini 1000 !

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

He bought it because he needs to use my current laptop.

He destroyed his own PC in some of the daily rages, and needs a powerful laptop to do his work. ( which is mine ).

In addition, my mum wants a mini notebook so she can carry it too school and surf online there ( her fellow school teachers do the same, she claim only she no net book. )

So tada ! I get a brand new net book !!!!, No graphic card, half the RAM, downgraded 2.40 to 1.66 GHz processor.

In addition, Im now gonna share my BRAND NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENT to my mum who will bring it to school every day ! She will plug in foreign thumbdrives and presto, viruses to my NEW BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

Happy 18th birthday to me.

I wish that this will appear in www.fmylife.com

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. fmylife

You know your life sucks when special mini laptop screen is smaller than your dick !

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Apple Bear Cat Starring !

The flawless plan : My parents decided to bring me up in Kepong, KL. I finished high school there. They threw me to Penang without even caring about my feelings to do college. And they decided to let me spend my holidays in kedah with no one around. Thanks Mum. Thanks Dad.


NOW INTRODUCING THE STARS OF APPLE BEAR CAT !

MR WALRUS

Aka my dad.

Physical description :
  1. Fat,
  2. 175 cm,
  3. Fat,
  4. 103 kg,
  5. fat,
  6. and has about 5 chins. And fat.
Mental Description :
  1. Money crazed.
  2. Lust from porn ( infecting my PC with viruses every now and then ).
  3. Likes plan suicide but lack balls to execute plan
  4. Loves womenizing
  5. Likes the shampoo girl at nearby saloon
  6. Has many affairs
  7. Hates my mum.
  8. Enjoys breaking chairs, doors during his " tantrums "
  9. Fat.
Speciality
  1. Uses my inability to speak chinese as a routine jokes in dinners i attend.
  2. During dinners where other people pay, he enjoys saying I like a certain dish ( I fucking hate it, but Mr walrus likes it ), and forces the paying people to order that dish. Walrus gets his favourite dish, add his weight and enhance his image as a caring dad.
  3. Ables to eat chicken without eating the skin. Skin not healthy. But then, he will end up eating the skin ( after putting it aside, saying, SOMETIMES EAT CAN. )
  4. During family dinners ( me, my mum, and mr walrus ), he eats like a dog, and finishes 60 % of dinner. He also drinks all the gravy within first 5 minutes ^^.
  5. When eating with BIG family dinners ( with aunt, uncle, granddad etc. ), he act like gentleman, and eat less than victoria beckham. But after that, when driving home, go mamak stall eat 5 roti canai.
  6. Buy threadmill for rm 5000 and use it twice only. 10 minutes each round.
My Mum. ( no alias for her, i cant find a good short form for her list of illnesses.

Physical description : Shorter than me, lot of white hair which she claim i caused it ( although I have been colouring her hair since I was 12 ( im a18 now ) ? )

Mental Description :
  1. Forever depressed because of womanizing dad and how fucked up her son is. ( thats me )
  2. Suffers from telephoneandemailchecking-titis. ( described further in speciality ).
  3. Constantly thinks negatively.
  4. Likes going for facial or massage
  5. Explain all in speciality ^^
Speciality
  1. Claims her life most miserable every minute you are with her.
  2. If she sit beside u, she will complain about her white hair, Mr walrus, my failed studies etc. Cannot watch TV in same room as her. Worse than kids in the cinema.
  3. Unable to receive comments about her weaknesses. She acts emo, and go out of room, and start cursing you ( she curse me ) that im exactly like my dad. ( bapa borek anak rintik ? )
  4. She divulges in checking your EMAILS, SMSes, CALL LIST. She will do that because she loves nosing into other peoples business. BECAUSE no one tells her anything, cos the moment she knows something, she tells her friends, sister, mother, school teachers ( she is a school teacher ). I have inherited this trait too. But no worries. I have not spoken to anyone except my parents for more than 1 minute for 3 months ^.^.
  5. Hypocrital. She goes for facial rm 50 per half hour and massage rm 50 per hour like 2/3 times a weak, for 2 hours. I wan buy movie RM 5, she say cannot. Waste money. I go upstairs forget off fan. She complain I make her electric bill rm 200 a month. Thank god i dont use the house phone ( not that i can call anybody ), or she will blame me for the phone bill too.
  6. Very emotional. Like crying and wonder why people do stuff to her. Life sucks, but she cant accept it. Oh well, only wussies like her keep crying,
  7. Very anti-motivator. She likes to keep telling me i cant study. ( because i flunked my a levels ^^.
8. SHE NEVER REALISES OR LEARNS FROM HER MISTAKES

  1. Whenever my dad goes out of town for work ( every 2 or 3 times a week, which is also the times when my mum secretly goes for facial/massage ), she calls everyone ( my dads boss, my dads friends, the hotel, the airlines he go to. This is embarassing for my dad and is the cause of 99 % of the household fights we have which results in more broken ornaments. Oh well, poisonous bitches never lose their mouths.
  2. I told my mum how her lectures/anti-motivational talk fustrate's me, but she keeps doing it. Even after I said that i cant study after she fucking annoys the hell out of me ( yes it does really happen, im already mentally weak, I plead for her help, but Help never comes for fuckers like me. )
  3. During conversations, my mum likes to slip in insults to you. EG : Talk about anything negative. She will say, oh, like you ! ( me ). Enjoy so much then everything fall apart. U study so shit, u never gonna make it to uni ( duh, with an idiot mum like u, im suprised I even passed my high school. ).
And of course theres me

Physical description : A combination of walrus and my mum. I look like a half walrus, half mummy.

Mental description

  1. Suicidal like parents :D
  2. No balls to suicide though, like parents too :D
  3. Comepletely no self esteem. I cant study :D. I have no life :D. I suck :D.
  4. Im a complete loner :D. I only talked to one girl in the pass 3 months. And 2 guys in the pass 3 months ( exluding my dad and my mum . they arent girls or guys, their retards and assholes. )
I lurk online ( not much now, considering my internet is rubbish, DisConnect every 5 minutes :D )
I also hate my life, my parents, school, studies, the world, my room, my internet, the floors in my house that needs mopping, my stomach that needs feeding and cooking, and practically almost everything in my life.
I love my blog, the only way I can ever express myself :). Even if im leading a false life, dreaming of a perfect family, or even just a perfect day :D.

Life is something very unique. Its something I dont have any reasoning for anymore. I have no goals, no friends, no love. I have applebearcat though :D. I sleep through the days, waiting for the minutes that I could once again enter this world. To feel happy :D !!!! Happy :D !!!!

Watching TV no longer makes me happy since my mum loves parking her ass nearby and opening her " how fucked up is my life thanks to you " radio ringing in my ears.

The internet is EVERYTHING TO ME !

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

INSANITY FTW ! ( To soony, this is for the win for the first time, not fuck the world :D. ), Anyway to soony again, chelsea FTW ( Fuck the world. ) MUAHAHHAHA.

AND TO ALL OF U OUT THERE. IM NOT GONNA GET H1N1 COZ I HAVE NO LIFE ! I MAKE NO CONTACT WITH ANY HUMANS BECAUSE MY PARENTS HOLD ME HOSTAGE IN KEDAH

Monday, August 31, 2009

I TALKED TO A GIRL TODAY :O

FUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Today, I met some aliens. But todays aliens were special ! They cannot it till *.** PM !

This special aliens also understand our native language, :D.

So today, my dad and his alien buddies had dinner.

I talked to one of the younger aliens ( female ).

I found out she is in form 2, very fair for an alien of her species !

So happy, I finally could make contact with aliens !

Then my dad asked me to STFU because he trying to eavesdropping an older alien using their communication ear thing !

Aww, after so many times my dad asked me to make friends with alien, he ask me to shut up.

On the other hand, i realised this is my first convo with a girl ( alien or human ) since June :D.

Too bad, when the aliens can start eating, they move table. The alien adult and my dad decided to seperate us incase we make interspecies babies. Later big commotion.

Also, i think I wan to eat all types of meat in malaysia.

Thats all for now.

Peace to all aliens out there ^^

Friday, August 28, 2009

Why my internet sucks !

My dad wont pay anyone to "fix" a simple line. DIY is my dads trademark.

Nuff said !

Friday, August 21, 2009

Life is better now

YAYYYYYYY.

I flunked my a levels with C's. My parents think im rubbish ! They wont send me to do medicine or dentistry LOL !

Oh well, my mum was all up for me to do some random course ( cooking, IT or anything cheap ) since im a rubbish bastard kid anyway. After 3 days of convincing my mum, Im gonna resit A levels in october yay :D.

I must at least get 3 B to convince my parents i can go to medic school without dropping out LOL. So atm, I shall try my best to study XD.

In addition, my mum has finally stopped popping into my room telling me i cant study and should study something i like ( IT ). Which is good, coz now I can study again :D.

My parents are still fighting, but Ive decided that they could kill each other for all I care :D. I just need to study now, and burn their money to study medicine XD.

First exam starts on October 12th, 1.5 months away.. time to stud hard XD. Hopefully, since my IQ is supposedly 130+, I will be able to study whole of A levels in 1.5 moths XD. At least B standard. Wish me luck ^^

I will be in KL this sunday monday and tuesday. i might probably ( almost 100 % ), be staying at some hotel, 1 hour away from Kepong ( hometown ). I probably have to study my ass off there to please my parents. Chances of meeting old friends is little . OH WELL, IF ALL GOES WELL, ILL BE A DOCTOR/DENTIST AND IM GONNA VISIT ALL OF U WHEN I HAVE THE TIME !

Also, I have retired from any INTERNET gaming ( dota, tree tag, rappelz, dragonica , travian and KoC ), u wont find me anywhere near those stuff. I cleared my addiction. A big thumbs up to streamyx. I just cannot play online games with that rubbish " broadband ". Now I can study in peace LOL, I gave up trying :D

bye all ^^. For once in 2 years, I feel happy :D. I really hope this can last :D. Cya all later :D.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

No Chair and no phone. REJOICE !

OMG

My dad smashed the last of chairs at the ground floor of my house.

gratz to me, now I dont need to carry chairs anymore. There are't enough left in the house. I guess we will be shopping for new iron unbreakable chairs soon.

My dad also destroyed the house phone. My net line is of course not affected. NOW THERE IS NO HOUSE CALLS TO DISTURB MY STREAMYX ANYMORE. MUAHAHAHHAHAA.

Plus, I dont care anymore, Imnot fucking cleaning their mess, they will clean themself. Its not like i created the fight or threw the stuff around. its time they learn the fact they are retarded grown up babies.

Few days ago they just complain about me not winning any scholarship and losing them a lot of money unlike my sister. Ah well, I think Im just gonna commit suicide before i go to higher education. So i guess they wouldnt need to spend so much money on me. Me dieing would do so much good to them , there is one less mouth to feed and dunid pay my education. It might fund them more doors, chairs and phones which had been demolished.

Since my end of my life is near, let me enjoy the last moments not doing anything except try watching TV ( my dad hasnt broken this yet ), and play as many computer games as possible. As many people say, we need to experience new things in life. Hopefully my eyesight would be bad enough I would need spectacles before I die. At least i get the experience of being four eyes.

Lastly, I am still hoping my dad and mum would finish themselves off ( commit suiciding or murdering each other ). That would leave me with a huge load of cash, less emotional stress, and I might be able to study well again. But oh well, my mum always tell me bad people live very long. Looks like my parents arent gonna die soon.

Thats all for now :D

Lets hope I din emo enough not to make another post.

ON THE BRIGHTEST SIDE MY PARENTS WERE GONNA BRING ME TO LANGKAWI ISLAND. WHERE I WOULD FOLLOW MY MUM BUY STUFF WHICH IS SO FUCKING LAME. WITH THIS FIGHT, 99 % CHANCES WE WONT GO MUAHAHHAHAHA. THEY COULDNT HAD PICK A BETTER TIME TO FIGHT ( oh wait, they are fighting almost daily XD, just this one was kinda serious enough to cause the trtip to go to shambles =) ). no complaints there XD

Now i gotta act sad about the incident. Not try make myself look to happy because the 2 most miserable objects in my life were eliminated by the buffalo man ( my dad ) or hippopotamus or any fat animal. oh wait, I called him walrus right..

Monday, July 20, 2009

My Room

My room has special homemade mosquito netting.

Thanks to someones stinginess , me and my famous dad were forced to construct our very own mosquito netting. It has more holes than my face.

We place the mosquito netting at my window.

This "netting" was used since last year, but Ive never taken any chances, Ive always decided stuffing myself in my room with no air, is better than having air and scratching your skin off due to mosquito bite. I just close the windows, no aircycle, and no mosquitos. I like simple things.

Today, I decided to put my mosquito netting to the test.

Within 4 hours my room was filled with mosquitos and bugs.

Then my mum came with the best plan ever.

My mum sprayed my room with ridsect. Those stuff do work when u close the windows and doors.

My room stinks, so my mum decided to open my windows and use my mosquito netting to let my room "freshen up" from the mosquito spray smell.

It was raining. You know does bugs who go near lights in the rain ?

Well, they invaded my room.

Thanks to the succesive brilliant ideas, my floor is full of dead insects, and my ceiling containing a single light has more than 100 of bugs.

As the icing on the cake, as I am typiung this, the bugs think its funny to fall of the ceiling and and fall over me. Tonight, I sleep with bugs.

Im suprised I still havent considered trying to cut myself, it seems quite rational know.'

Oh yeah, I was supposed to go to KL 2 days ago, but I fell sick. There is something called loneliness, cooped up, and fustration. it really made me sick. oh, and my parents keep asking me to look cheerful and laugh when I meet people.

Im taught to laugh at aliens talking. What if they were talking about the death of a close relative/family member, and me, the super socialite of Kepong/GeorgeTown, laughs his head off.

Apart from bugs, and more loneliness, my lifes been pretty much good.

Ive learnt that my internet curfew was never meant to be 7 pm to 12 pm. I dont even give a dam to even open my internet before my parents go into their room.

I found a new past time. That is reading. harry... my mum is here to check air flight tickets. yay me. gtg

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

HAPPY

Just kidding. The day Im happy will be the day

Day1
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My Dad used the phone from 7 pm to 11.30 pm. I get my internet at 7 pm and ends at 12 midnight. With his frequent calls, I couldnt even open a webpage thanks to DC.

Day 2
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My Dad and my family goes to have dinner with aliens. Till 11 PM. Talking alien.

Day 3
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Thanks to a brilliant Feng Shui Master, he claimed that we could kill the spiders inhabiting the top corners of my house by suffocating them with the smoke of charcoal. This was supposedly supposed to bring my family luck, and more hitss to the porn site my dad owns.

Sadly, I spent 2 hours setting up charcoal fires in the house ( BBQ style ), my eyes were crying out in the smoke, they will never be the same again. We closed all windows and doors and left the fire in the house for 2 hours.

On the brught side, my house didnt burn up. Oh wait, did I mention I would be spending the whole night vacuuming, mopping and sweeping the floor from charcoal soots and debris in the whole house.

And no, the spiders did not die. They just laughed their ass out at me cleaning the WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE thanks to my feng shui master.

My dad paid him rm 2000 to give tips about how he can get good luck in life and earn good money. To me, its also called daylight robbery.

Day 4 ( Yesterday )
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Dinner alsted till 8.30, but then my dad went out without me ! YESH A FULL NIGHT OF PEACEFUL UNINTERRUPTED INTERNET AWAITS ME.

Ooops, I spoke to soon. At 9, my whole housing area had no electricity. Thanks Malaysia. It came back at 11.30 PM. That was after getting huge mosquito bites around my body.

Oh by the way, My house still smells of burnt charcoal.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Another step to insanity

Yay im finally breaking up :D

Life in Kedah has reach an all time low, increasesd fustration and a never ending desire to break as many kilometrico pen caps as possible.

As I ran out of kilometrico pen caps to break today, I decided I needed a new way to release my tension I have been living with for the pass few weeks :D.

These are the reasons why i fucking hate kedah and fucking hate my life :D? I hate it and Im smiling, Im quite sure Im gonna go insane soon XD, but thats a good thing I guess, then I wouldnt care about my life at all.

1. Every dinner, I have to bring chairs from the 2nd floor to the first floor dining tables to eat. Why ? Cause my dad decided to destroy 4 dining chairs downstairs in his fury and he is so fucking cheapskate to buy new chairs. Not to mention, I think he loves reminding me how good his relationship with my mum is, breaking chairs and stuff :D?

2. Almost every day my dad would fret on why i got no friends in Kedah. Usually, since my dad is always stressed of work and his troubled love life of trying to keep several mistresses and his wife happy, I decided to just grunt and not talk about that. Finally I told him off that I lived in Kuala Lumpur for 16 years, spent 1.5 years in Penang to study pre u, and ended up in Kedah. Oh yes, I dont go to school or anything in Kedah, how the fuck am i suppose to get friends here.

3. I do go to driving class. So I might ge t some friends here. Too bad they are all Malays and sadly, 100 % of Malay teens that i know spend half their life smoking. In class, they go to toilet to smoke 10 minutes. When eatin, they smoke throughout. While driving, they stop to smoke. Unless I suddenly decide to take smoking ciggies and go rempiting around Kedah, I am clearly not gonna shorten my lifespan in search of friends like them.

4. Today, I realised having a mother is good training to getting a really annoying girlfriend. Especially if she expects you to mop the whole house and bath with your handphone beside you. Every call you miss makes her angry. She comes home and says she receive a lot of stress from work ( teaching ) and her stupid womanizing husband and stupid son who doesnt bath with his handphone in his hand. Today I missed 2 of her calls. One was because i was bathing, another was because I was mopping the house. My phone was downstairs. She expected me to run down the stairs, break a few bones to answer her call.

5. My dad is too busy servicing his bitch and his wife as well as trying to earn illegal money by trrying to make a few pornos with his mistresses. If you ever see a fat old chinese man fucking a super thin flat chested lvl 1 chinese girl on gutteruncensored.com or megaporn, you know thats my dad =D. Hes too busy than fix me a splitter. Now everytime one of his girlfriends or porn directors calls the telephone line, my internet disconnects. Oh yea, my dad is a super popular pimp, expect calls every few minutes with hour long convos regarding their latest positions on screen.

6. Today or yesterday, I cant quite remember, neither do I care, my mum said Im irresposible and show no will of doing anything. I had to restrain myself from telling her to stop getting angry everytime me or my dad misses her calls. This often leads her to have some super black face, infuriates the playboy king ( my dad ) and causes some earthquake in my house.

7. Today I decided to count something interesting. 11 of the 12 doors in my rented house has kick marks ( meaning you can see a hole on one side of the door ) done by a Chuck Norris Wannabe aka my DAD.

8. Im starting to feel my dog has more life than I do.

9. My dad often loves to eat out and invite me and my mum for dinner with some friends ( other pornstars who wanna make illegal money ). It is a routine joke to talk about my inability to talk any form of Chinese. Thanks Dad for teaching me English.

10. And I often sit and watch them talking away in their chinese for hours. So far, the best was starting at 6 and ending at 11.30. I sat there for 5.5 hours hearing aliens language. My dog has more life than I do, Im sure.

11. My Dads sex life has gone so far he cant even shit in the shit bowl properly any more. Often ( like every morning ), I enter the toilet with shit on the floor, and some cake on the toilet slippers. After using chlorox to wash the floor, the toilet will continue to produce shit smell for the next 60 minutes.

12. My only happiness comes online. With the frequent disconnections due to the super popular dad of mine, my mum loves to come into my room, sit on my bed and talks nonsense about my dog, my dad and micheal jacksons death to me. Since I often try to ignore her mumblings while i seek happiness, my mum says i need to put more effort in talking to people.

13. Oh by the way, my mum hides my laptop from 12 midnight to about 7 in the evening incase I find my dad on one of the pornsites. Im 18 and I have curfew on my PC use even when Im on holiday.

14. I feel people on the site some shorty gave me ( fuck my life ), are actually luckier than me.

15. My mum threw my whole collection of CDs last week.

16. My dad used my laptop to watch porn yesterday, it got infected and turned into a boomer. I formatted it. My PC is empty now. I have been playing solitaire for the past 24 hours.

17. Oh yea, did i mention my mum accidentally threw my original Windows CD and the label where the serial number is on ? I had to go and buy a pirated Windows to get my laptop working, and I paid for it.

18. Very recently, My dad decided to gain weight to be a plus sized porn star ( he is 102 kg and increasing ). To avoid becoming Malaysias next walrus, my family is not gonna eat dinner from now on. I get fruits for dinner. Did I mention I eat breakfast and lunch alone ? I only cook like bread and fried rice everyday. Im gonna be malnutritioned soon. Dam.

Well, I got more to say, but Ill keep it for next time when I really get fustrated sad and angry. Haiz. Im starting to get emo :D. its good that I still havent started cutting my skin out, I really hope I dont descend to that level XD.

Stay tuned for more sadness and depression only from applebearcat.blogspot.com ..

Monday, April 20, 2009

What is love ?

Really super emo post here. Nothing to do with people - people love. Its about parent - child love ^^"

My whole biography will be here. Id like everyone to know me and my life so far.

Name Is ApplebearCat, born 12th september 1991, male from Kepong.

This post is all about me n my parents only !!

My dad looks like a huge gigantic walrus with the power of an elephant.

When I was small, my parents regularly fight. When they fight, usually my walrus dad will break stuff like chairs and stuff like ornaments vases and things like that. That time I was really small, I dont really knew what was happening, so I usually just cried with my bigger sister ^^.

Anyway, I suppose its kinda normal to have violent dads these days, so I guess I survived my early childhood normally. I had great friends and enjoyed life =D.

During secondary school, things started to fall apart. My mum found my dad having an affair with a fucking bitch at work. So they fought and fought everyday and more and more stuff was broken. My mum developed an obsession to dig out stuff and accuse my dad ALMOST daily. So everynight, chairs are broken, Broken chairs are broken further, and further brokened chairs are brokened further. But I am already used to that. So it didn't really matter to me.

Soon, my lucky sister escaped the walrus and his queen and his 2nd bitch. She went to Australia. Now my sister was a good talker, strong, determined ( similar to my dad ), so when they fought, my sister usually knew how to stop them and scold the walrus. Sadly, being the useless child ( me ), practically I just cried till it ends.

The funniest thing is, I know my mum reads a book to save a dieing marriage. the first thing they said was DO NOT LET UR CHILD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT AND DONT USE THEM TO DEFEND URSELF. Sadly, my mum is partially blind, and ALWAYS calls me to help her out. Haizz.. I am OK when i dont really see the fight, but when u are in the middle of it, u really feel sad.. and cry !

So ok broken chairs only mah ! Nothing to worry,no lasting effect on the teenage me. Oh yeah, but a while later, my dad gets more and more violent ^^v ". He started using the cangkul ( a hoe u use to chop grass too make the ground softer ). He uses it and smashes it on the floor like he is King walrus of the world ! Smash wall etc. Now this is really scary, cos I AM SCARED I WILL DIE OR MY MUM WILL DIE. To solve this, we always call my dads side family to save us. It usually works.

But the most funniest thing is, my parents always say they love me, and I know they do. But there are just some events that really make me, feel lonely, unwanted, lost, and suicidal. This breaking stuff and hoeing around, I DONT FUCKING CARE BUT..

These events next are what really tears me apart..

1. My dads attempt at mini suicide number 1. Buy rat poison and keep in car. Always say he want commit suicide cos my mum keep digging stuff about him and his bitch at work and he gets mad.

2. My mums attempt to suicide. She went to toilet. Then I went on the bed and saw her handphone send a message to her brother ( my uncle ), asking my uncle to take care of me and my sister coz she wanted suicide. Luckily i read the message, told my dad and my dad burst into the toilet and say KING WALRUS IS HERE, DONT SUICIDE. So anyway, that stopped my mum from suiciding. I saved someones life !!! ^^V !! Haha, u know i just realised i saved my mums life when i wrote this, i never thought of it before lol.

3. Possibly the most sadest case of them all. My dad at Kuantan in a hotel. Fight with my mum on phone ( because of bitch as usual ). Finnaly my dad wanted to really suicide there, apparently got rope on fan ( but he is a fat walrus, if he did try to hang, the fan sure break and he wont die lol ). ANYWAY FOR SOME FUCKED UP REASON HE ASK TO TALK TO ME LAST BEFORE HE SUICIDE. LOL. And of course i took the phone and.. haiz.. i dunno how to describe the feeling, but to hear ur dad crying and speaking his last words too me asking me too be good and all.. is not something someone like me too handle. I mean I was like 15 then ? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HEAR THAT SHIT !

YOU KNOW ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT MAKES ME DREAM EVERY FEW NIGHTS MY PARENTS DIE. KILL EACH OTHER. KILL ME. KILL EVERYONE. WHAT THE FUCK MAN ? ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE SHIT LIKE THIS ? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !

I think if i murder someone and go to hell, ill fit in there quite good. I already experienced a mini hell in Kepong. Oh ya, and you know how my parents love to say school days are the best. LOL. really funny lar they all haha..

Anyway originating from Kepong, I somehow study in Penang now . Cos my parents shifted to kedah to work. U KNOW WHY ? COZ my mum report to everyone my dad got affair so they shifted him to kedah to stop affair. LOLZ. So, me again, having to leave the few friends of my sad little life and start new at Penang.

Oh ya, Im not a very feel sad for urself, pathetic bastard, feel sorry for himself only bastard. I manage to score 9 A1 1 A2 in SPM u know ! PRONESS. haha. Now comes my great downfall =].

College life was enjoyable n i enjoyed it too much. Missed some classes and got nice screwing from parents 2 weeks ago. So ok, I promised them too be a good boy etc .. yeah, and Ive been fucking good for 2 weeks now, study all day, and all that but today.. tada.. the reason y i so emo.

My mum got my report from MARCH and saw me miss classes and decided to tell my DAD. MARCH IS MUCH FURTHER BEHIND THAN 2 WEEKS U FAILURE OF MATHS MOTHER.

So jz now I got another screwing from my dad saying how he trusted me blablabla that now he dun trust me and all. LOL ? I dont even want to talk to them and explain how their fucking maths failed, and how retarded they are.

AND HOW THEY EXPECT LIFE TO BE SO EASY WHEN THEY FUCKED UP MY LIFE SO MUCH. ISNT IT FAIR THAT I INFLICT SOME DAMAGE TO THEM ?

THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH they say..

But they wanted to suicided and gtfo my life.

They let me listen to their pleas when they wanted to suicide.

My mum talks to me about divorcing my dad every day like shes talking about the weather.

They dont trust me ANYMORE, because i skipped classes before i promised them never to do it again.

Oh ya, my dad mentioned that i can get him a heart attack since i break his trust. When it type this, he might had already gotten one. LOL ? Nah, I know it wont happen, walruses dont die young, they live long enuf to torture their children to insanity, and expect great service from them.

PRO =]

Pls dont call me, my few friends that I have left, I have succesfully smashed my phone after losing my walrus's trust. The screen is all shattered and if i answer phone calls, it might blow up my head and send me straight to hell.

Oh well, TONIGHT IS NOT A NIGHT I WILL EVEN STUDY, IM GONNA FUCKING PLAY TILL MORNING, IF IM GONnA MISS MY EXAM WHO THE FUCK CARES ? SINCE THEY WANTED TO SUICIDE SO MUCH, I CAN HELP THEM =D

LOL =D

My mum jz called me ask if i had dinner. My phone did NOT explode. Ask so sweetly, i guessed she realised her date error. Haiz too bad, walrus is still alive.

End of story

Since my blog is dead, I wonder who will first read it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Monday, March 9, 2009

Malaysia so far

This is my review so far from my 17 years and 6 months living in Malaysia.

Likes

1.

Dislikes

1. Malaysia

2. Weather is fucking hot thanks to global warming

3. Too many noob teachers at school and college unable to tell the difference between teaching and recurring monologs ( monolog is humans talking to themself, also can be applied to animals )

4. We released a terrorist involved in 9/11 after 5 years in jail due to good behaviour

5. A Mongolian girl was bombed in Malaysia but no one was charged

6. Corruption

7. Got fat vice president who gonna be president ( najib )

8. We can build flyovers that make 40 cracks in a month

9. State goverments can change after elections

10. Retards who work less, think less, and fuck less cos they cant eat from morning to night

11. Blocking youporn.com ( number 1 porn site in Malaysia ) but Dr Chua can make sex tape

12. The opposition leader likes young virgin boys asses

13. We sent someone in space to the do an epic experiment, which has changed the world so much, I don't even know what the experiment is

14. Did you know Proton was made because of the SEA free trade ? ( aka cars and items can be exported to other ASEAN countries without tax ). Proton was made to monopolise the car industry in South East Asia. Too bad, our leaders and engineers are too dumb, we havent even produce a proper working car on our own yet. In addition, we failed to monopolise the car country, despite the fact we have Oil and Thailand doesnt. OMFG. Noobs

15. Gay JPA scholarship. A married couple who are in their 50s who worked their whole life in the government, spawned 2 children who both achieved straight A's ( one all A1, the other noober one, which is me, got 1 A 2 ), both cant achieve scholarship.

16. Streamyx is as fast as Minardi F1. Just one difference, Streamyx has not died yet.

17. The shape of our country is like a retarded banana, and Singapore is the splunk.

18. Narjib so fat, his waist size is larger than his IQ!

19. Narjib once said to kill the Chinses and bath his keris with the blood of the chinese

20. Today, toll rises . Tonight, the prime minister delays it.

To be continued, if streamyx stops me from posting more =)

Monday, February 16, 2009

Get to know yourself better

I saw this thingy at Mr Soony blog that was a test of your character, im not sure its true, cos i had no time to read what the results. But I just decided to take it for amusement =].

Question 1 : Imagine that you are walking along a path. What do you see around you?

In truth, I would probably say im seeing the path and checking whether the half mad penang drivers are gonna finish me witha hit and run. That happened to someone i knew and according there was something to gruesome that I really wanna tell but I just dont wanna.

Anyway, they did not put any looking left and right for cars ( which I have been trained from young ), they asked me if I would see the corn field, forest or sky. Oh well, I choose the sky, because the sky is a sky.

Question2 : What do you see near your feet?

They asked me to answer, a bottle, a ring or a mirror.
After thinking hard, id like the ring, I could sell it for a higher price ^^

Question 3 : Will you pick it up ?

Obviously yes. Only a blind man would walk pass a ring and not pick it up from the ground.

Question 4 : You walk along and find water. In what form is the water?

Options : Lake, waterfall, river

This time i choose the waterfall. Because a waterfall is a waterfall.

Question 5 : You see a key in the water and you pick it up. What does it look like?

Options : normal house key, antique house key, small silver locker key

WOW. Im starting to think this quiz makers have really too much time to do. Even redtube failed to amuse them. I rememebered my C for Chemistry, so i chose C, the silver ^^.

Question 6 : ext you stumble across a house. What type of house is it?

Options : Huge hollywood Mansion, old castle, hut with flowers

In my own amazement, I would choose the hut. Imagine trying to clean those other 2 err, accomodations. You invite me one day can ler, whole life cannot ^^.

Question7 : What do you do next?

Brilliant. U can walk away. But they are so smart, after giving nonsensical questions, they gave u a house to choose from, and unless you are an indecisive bastard, you would NEVER walk away from your choice.

Answer : walk straight in ^^. Maybe got old lady doing the flowers, with young hot chick as her daughter =D.

Question 8 : Suddenly, something jumps out at you. What is it?

Options : bear, spider, wizard

I choose bear. Dont ask me why, its a personal reason !!!!!!!!!

Question 9 : Because you are so scared you run until you see a wall blocking the path in front of you. There is a door, but it's locked, so you look through the key hole. What do you see?

I answered A beautiful house with a vast garden. Cos atm, my house is quite a nice house, but the weeds are growing hugely. It changes everytime we low the mawn. Recently, morning glory invaded it and it looks beautiful :D

RESULTS INSTANT WOW. I expected them to ask me to send my email and get viagra spam from then on, but this is it =D

Your view on yourself:You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

My opinion : LOL, I wish people would be attracted to me =(

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

My opinion : I epicly fail at that ^^;

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.


Owh, thats gotta be the joke of the year...

Your views on educationYou may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

THIS FTW ! TRUE 100 %. I hate to study, and if i ever become prime minister of Malaysia I will demolish all schools !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE FOR ME !

The right job for you:You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

No job

How do you view success:You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

Nothing except something called noob teacher.....

What are you most afraid of:You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

lol. I survived Penang. INDEPENDENCE !

Who is your true self:You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Eh, isn't jumping 7th floor of KDU college the best n honest good advice, it gets rid of your problems and you from me ^^.

The end of the extremely rare blogspost . Treasure it with your heart.

Dun jump KDU College 7th floor yet . Will me your internet first .