My mum decided to talk about some other kid who failed life like me.
The only difference is the kid had a less annoying mother and a much nicer family. I wish I was that kid. At least he never showed any potential and will never have any expectations :).
I am expected to do well no matter what shit I live in. FUCK MY PARENTS.
Im gonna fail A levels again :D, study some random course ( hopefully computer-related ) for just 3 years and get the fuck out of Kedah. Sounds like a good plan :)
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Stories so far..
Story one
Yesterday or the day before yesterday ( I have lost track of time, because its come to the point I dont really care about it anymore )
, my mum visited my neighbours house.
She say there the internet very slow because they use the cheapest package.
Then, I told her we are using the cheapest package.
Then she quiet already.
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moral of the story : Dont talk cock unless you see your own cock. If you dont have one, just shut the fuck up already.
Story two
AND SUDDENLY my mum COOKED food for like the first time in 2 years.
She cook so cacat until my dad eat so little.
So i have to try and finish all her cooking so she happy.
I more full than eating buffet and still have food left ( my mum cooked like for 6 people even thought got 3 people only ).
Then my mum say so disappointing she cook we dont want it.
WOAHHHHHHHHHHH
Moral of the story : Cook shit and be treated like shit. Cook more shit and be treated with more shit.
Story Three
My parents had a big fight some days ago. Why ?
Because my fucked up mum kept asking my dad to sleep from 11 pm to 1 am. She scared my dad while doing work downstairs go call/sms/email his mistress he had 9 years ago. After 2 hours of nagging, my dad got angry and broke some random items.
Moral of the story : Never marry my mum.
Story FOUR
My mum spent rm 5000 on stuff. She bought a rm3000 LV Bag. She got a rm 1000 jed bracelet for her birthday.
And she unhappy everytime my dad go for business meeting in KL coz his mistress 9 years ago was from there ( and because of this i shifted houses to HELL aka kedah/penang ).
The last meeting, my mum refused to let my dad go for the meeting.
He lost rm 6000 because he missed the meeting.
And my mum ask him not to talk cock.
Moral of the story : My mum is taking my inheritance away >_<"
Story FIVE
Im going to Australia at the end of this year for a holiday.
I will be spending 8 days thinking that cherry picking is the best activity in the world !
People go to Australia for the movie world. I go to Australia to pick cherries, go to zoo's, and see theatres.
Also, we are limited to 1 activity a day cause my dad can barely walk ( unless its dinner time and we gonna go eat he can walk dam fast ), if not he walk a bit say tired dy, thats why can barely go anywhere.
Moral of the story : My parents makes the greatest things on earth the shittest things on earth
Story SIX
My mum says im like a girl watching "The Nanny" a comedy series on Hallmark frm 12 midnight to 1 AM.
The truth is, my mum watches TV in the afternoon, my dad watches it from evening to midnight.
Oh and, the packages on Astro i have : Sports, discovery channels, and movie package.
No disney or entertainment and football only have on certain days. What the fuck am I suppose to watch
Moral of the story : Just STFU if you're not willing to give me ANY TV time or to stingy to buy the channels I have interest in.
Yesterday or the day before yesterday ( I have lost track of time, because its come to the point I dont really care about it anymore )
, my mum visited my neighbours house.
She say there the internet very slow because they use the cheapest package.
Then, I told her we are using the cheapest package.
Then she quiet already.
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moral of the story : Dont talk cock unless you see your own cock. If you dont have one, just shut the fuck up already.
Story two
AND SUDDENLY my mum COOKED food for like the first time in 2 years.
She cook so cacat until my dad eat so little.
So i have to try and finish all her cooking so she happy.
I more full than eating buffet and still have food left ( my mum cooked like for 6 people even thought got 3 people only ).
Then my mum say so disappointing she cook we dont want it.
WOAHHHHHHHHHHH
Moral of the story : Cook shit and be treated like shit. Cook more shit and be treated with more shit.
Story Three
My parents had a big fight some days ago. Why ?
Because my fucked up mum kept asking my dad to sleep from 11 pm to 1 am. She scared my dad while doing work downstairs go call/sms/email his mistress he had 9 years ago. After 2 hours of nagging, my dad got angry and broke some random items.
Moral of the story : Never marry my mum.
Story FOUR
My mum spent rm 5000 on stuff. She bought a rm3000 LV Bag. She got a rm 1000 jed bracelet for her birthday.
And she unhappy everytime my dad go for business meeting in KL coz his mistress 9 years ago was from there ( and because of this i shifted houses to HELL aka kedah/penang ).
The last meeting, my mum refused to let my dad go for the meeting.
He lost rm 6000 because he missed the meeting.
And my mum ask him not to talk cock.
Moral of the story : My mum is taking my inheritance away >_<"
Story FIVE
Im going to Australia at the end of this year for a holiday.
I will be spending 8 days thinking that cherry picking is the best activity in the world !
People go to Australia for the movie world. I go to Australia to pick cherries, go to zoo's, and see theatres.
Also, we are limited to 1 activity a day cause my dad can barely walk ( unless its dinner time and we gonna go eat he can walk dam fast ), if not he walk a bit say tired dy, thats why can barely go anywhere.
Moral of the story : My parents makes the greatest things on earth the shittest things on earth
Story SIX
My mum says im like a girl watching "The Nanny" a comedy series on Hallmark frm 12 midnight to 1 AM.
The truth is, my mum watches TV in the afternoon, my dad watches it from evening to midnight.
Oh and, the packages on Astro i have : Sports, discovery channels, and movie package.
No disney or entertainment and football only have on certain days. What the fuck am I suppose to watch
Moral of the story : Just STFU if you're not willing to give me ANY TV time or to stingy to buy the channels I have interest in.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
streamyx sucks
It took me 2 hours of refreshing blogger.com since it lags so much/ incomplete pages/ blank pages kept appearing.
Fuck you streamyx.
Fuck you Malaysia.
Fuck you capitalist pigs/
Fuck you streamyx.
Fuck you Malaysia.
Fuck you capitalist pigs/
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