Malaysia so far

This is my review so far from my 17 years and 6 months living in Malaysia.

Likes

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Dislikes

1. Malaysia

2. Weather is fucking hot thanks to global warming

3. Too many noob teachers at school and college unable to tell the difference between teaching and recurring monologs ( monolog is humans talking to themself, also can be applied to animals )

4. We released a terrorist involved in 9/11 after 5 years in jail due to good behaviour

5. A Mongolian girl was bombed in Malaysia but no one was charged

6. Corruption

7. Got fat vice president who gonna be president ( najib )

8. We can build flyovers that make 40 cracks in a month

9. State goverments can change after elections

10. Retards who work less, think less, and fuck less cos they cant eat from morning to night

11. Blocking youporn.com ( number 1 porn site in Malaysia ) but Dr Chua can make sex tape

12. The opposition leader likes young virgin boys asses

13. We sent someone in space to the do an epic experiment, which has changed the world so much, I don't even know what the experiment is

14. Did you know Proton was made because of the SEA free trade ? ( aka cars and items can be exported to other ASEAN countries without tax ). Proton was made to monopolise the car industry in South East Asia. Too bad, our leaders and engineers are too dumb, we havent even produce a proper working car on our own yet. In addition, we failed to monopolise the car country, despite the fact we have Oil and Thailand doesnt. OMFG. Noobs

15. Gay JPA scholarship. A married couple who are in their 50s who worked their whole life in the government, spawned 2 children who both achieved straight A's ( one all A1, the other noober one, which is me, got 1 A 2 ), both cant achieve scholarship.

16. Streamyx is as fast as Minardi F1. Just one difference, Streamyx has not died yet.

17. The shape of our country is like a retarded banana, and Singapore is the splunk.

18. Narjib so fat, his waist size is larger than his IQ!

19. Narjib once said to kill the Chinses and bath his keris with the blood of the chinese

20. Today, toll rises . Tonight, the prime minister delays it.

To be continued, if streamyx stops me from posting more =)