Today I was reading Naruto manga online. Already internet so slow take 20-30 second load one page. Then when got FEMALE character my mum say I watch porn and tell my dad I watch FEMALE pictures.
Yay :).
How can life get any better ?
Oh yes it does.
My exam finish on 20th november
On 22nd november I go KL for several days ( and probably get 2 hour or no hours to see friends ! )
After that, I need go singapore for a whole day to make a bank account.
After that on 29th november go Langkawi.
Then on 8th december go Australia for 9 days.
Sounds so happy :D.
Only my parents spend holidays going to massage areas and picking cherries.
People go sydney go gold coast n movie world, my family go sidney pick cherries and sit on ELECTRICAL BUS FUYOHHH so amazing !
My dad so far, walk a bit tired need go back hotel rest. Rest of family must follow him. :)
My plans to earn money by popularizing my websites all thwarted. Going to fucked up places doing fucked up things. Haiz.
Anyway I few days ago I was downloading pokemon diamond. Its the new version of pokemon and is about 50 mb in size. Considering I must study ( aka pretend to study and just sleep in my room ), I left my PC on to download it. It takes about 2 hours to download it. Halfway through my mum off my computer cause wasting electric
LOL
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Life is sad.
I wanna study but everyday proves to be a stumbling block.
Everyday I..
See, I have a lotta pimples now thanks to stress :D. I wonder where I get the stress from hmm.
The doctor tells me I should reduce my intake of seafood like PRAWN and SQUIDS. Fine, I dont eat much squid.
But the best part is, since my dad always gets free seafood weekly and my mum is so lazy to cook them, my mum often brings us to shop and makes them cook 2 x more than we can eat.
Oh yeah, and prawns are high in cholestrol. So my dad eats 1 or 2 only. My mum eats 1 or 2 only.
And because im the only one not needing to worry about high cholestrol content, I eat the remaining 5-6 prawns EVERY day =D. It doesn't matter to them that my pimples will grow more ! They just say wash wash enough. I already wash 3 times a day, apply some stuff twice a day, and never touch my face anymore, but all my effort goes down the drain with my super daily prawn intake.
FUCK.
And the best part is, in my absoulute sadness and unhappiness and depressiveness in this shithole called Kedah, Im suppose to be able to STUDY and do WELL in exams, when Im truly suffering.
I've reached the stage where I can look back at how fucked up my life is that I can just cry thinking about it. Every time you study, your mum calls you to do some fucked up housework. And you don't get paid. You get paid with shitty streamyx that can't even download rapidshare stuff.
Whenever you play your computer/ TRY TO GET INTERNET TO WORK, your mum begins asking you to do everything ( boil water/ turn on TV for her/clean dog shit and piss/ turn off fan upstairs that I on to dry clothes under her orders, and even go for dinner at 5 in the evening when we mostly eat at 7 in the evening, or even 9 pm sometimes ! )
Anyway Im so flunking my A levels retake so Im just gonna take some random course and be some random loser in the future =). I know I will regret this in the future but why the fuck should I care !!!!!!!!
Everyday I..
- Spend an hour doing housework
- Spend 3-5 hours eating dinner with my dad's friends, because they chat in Hokkien from 7 pm to 12 PM if you are lucky.
- Your dad poops and pees in the toilet and never flushes with fucked up stench everyday. HAIZ.
- Your mum refuses to open the door for your dog to poop outside every morning, so he poops inside, just because she says if she opens the door, dust will go in and the floor will be dirty. PS. I clean my dogs shit AND mop the floor/sweep/vacuum......
- I cannot upgrade your internet because rm 6 a month is like throwing gold into the ocean
- I download files off rapidshare. No wait, I click on the link, wait for the countdown timer ( 30 seconds ), and when I click download, the file doesn't start the download thanks to your internet fucking up. After a few minutes, you get page cannot get displayed. You refresh the page. They tell you you are downloading something and you cannot parallel download with a free account. I did not fucking download a single thing.
- Your mum just spent rm 2000 on slimming programs, and unwilling to upgrade your internet for rm 6 a month !
- Your mum's job everyday is to moan about your dad
- Your parents say you have no social life, when the true reason is because they chucked me in a state where I dont study/work, meaning I dont meet anyone at all. Im suppose to create friends out of thin air. I think they are encouraging imaginary friends.
See, I have a lotta pimples now thanks to stress :D. I wonder where I get the stress from hmm.
The doctor tells me I should reduce my intake of seafood like PRAWN and SQUIDS. Fine, I dont eat much squid.
But the best part is, since my dad always gets free seafood weekly and my mum is so lazy to cook them, my mum often brings us to shop and makes them cook 2 x more than we can eat.
Oh yeah, and prawns are high in cholestrol. So my dad eats 1 or 2 only. My mum eats 1 or 2 only.
And because im the only one not needing to worry about high cholestrol content, I eat the remaining 5-6 prawns EVERY day =D. It doesn't matter to them that my pimples will grow more ! They just say wash wash enough. I already wash 3 times a day, apply some stuff twice a day, and never touch my face anymore, but all my effort goes down the drain with my super daily prawn intake.
FUCK.
And the best part is, in my absoulute sadness and unhappiness and depressiveness in this shithole called Kedah, Im suppose to be able to STUDY and do WELL in exams, when Im truly suffering.
I've reached the stage where I can look back at how fucked up my life is that I can just cry thinking about it. Every time you study, your mum calls you to do some fucked up housework. And you don't get paid. You get paid with shitty streamyx that can't even download rapidshare stuff.
Whenever you play your computer/ TRY TO GET INTERNET TO WORK, your mum begins asking you to do everything ( boil water/ turn on TV for her/clean dog shit and piss/ turn off fan upstairs that I on to dry clothes under her orders, and even go for dinner at 5 in the evening when we mostly eat at 7 in the evening, or even 9 pm sometimes ! )
Anyway Im so flunking my A levels retake so Im just gonna take some random course and be some random loser in the future =). I know I will regret this in the future but why the fuck should I care !!!!!!!!
Today.
Today, my mum paid rm 2000 for a slimming program and my dad found the receipt. I still cant upgrade my streamyx account to rm 66 and not rm 60 a month. FUCK.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Life in Kedah
Living is Kedah in fun.
You get treated like an Indonesian maid. In addition, you get to drive the car EVERYWHERE and not get paid !
Chores I do every day :
sweep floor, mop floor, vacuum floor, clean windows, clean fans, wipe the glass doors, wipe glass tables, take the curtains to wash ( my curtain is the one with like 100 iron bars in it and you gotta take them out one by one, and putting them in is even harder ), putting clothes in machine to wash, hanging clothes, putting clothes outside in the sun, bringing the clothes back in when raining, folding the clothes, park both my parents cars in the house every night, throwing the trash, massaging my parents back, personal slave to getting the remote control for my parents to use, getting the phone to give my parents to answer, deleting viruses from my parents thumbdrives.
Things I do to help my mum do her "EXCEL and WORD" stuff:
Helping her create tables, helping her draw circles, lines, polygons for maths paper, finding her saved files, teaching her how to connect to the internet, and many more
The best part is she gets annoyed and say you never listen when she tells you to do 15 things in a go and expect you to remember every command in the same exact order.
In addition I scratched my parents car for the first time. My mum decided to teach me the "proper way" of parking her camry at home. I have been parking fine since August. The "proper way" involved your mother screaming instructions every 0.5 seconds in your ear and hitting you on the shoulder, causing you to hit on the gas and scratching your cars bumper.
To add to that, I had a taste of what married life would be. It sucks.
My mum still believes in my dads 9 year ago affair and spends her days thinking about their affair.
Oh yeah, my mum has OCD. If you dont know what this is, this is a rich mans disease, which makes you do the same thing 10 times a day. like checking if you closed the door 10 times in a row. It results because an individual has nothing to do the whole day, and hence, the individual does something 10 times a day. My mum has this disease.
BUT.. hers in special.
Her OCD is via proxy. Which the lucky me is the proxy.
My mum makes me check whether I closed the window/turned off the fire several times a day, and If i say i already did, she makes many annoying noises and forces you to walk into the forementioned room to check whatever shit she wants to check.
I discovered the world aint divided to babies, children, teens, young adults and adults.
They are made out of matured people, immature people, and fucktards.
Welcome to my life.
* Considering my future looks pretty bleak, the housework training is quite good. I might become a butler in the future. Hire me please.
You get treated like an Indonesian maid. In addition, you get to drive the car EVERYWHERE and not get paid !
Chores I do every day :
sweep floor, mop floor, vacuum floor, clean windows, clean fans, wipe the glass doors, wipe glass tables, take the curtains to wash ( my curtain is the one with like 100 iron bars in it and you gotta take them out one by one, and putting them in is even harder ), putting clothes in machine to wash, hanging clothes, putting clothes outside in the sun, bringing the clothes back in when raining, folding the clothes, park both my parents cars in the house every night, throwing the trash, massaging my parents back, personal slave to getting the remote control for my parents to use, getting the phone to give my parents to answer, deleting viruses from my parents thumbdrives.
Things I do to help my mum do her "EXCEL and WORD" stuff:
Helping her create tables, helping her draw circles, lines, polygons for maths paper, finding her saved files, teaching her how to connect to the internet, and many more
The best part is she gets annoyed and say you never listen when she tells you to do 15 things in a go and expect you to remember every command in the same exact order.
In addition I scratched my parents car for the first time. My mum decided to teach me the "proper way" of parking her camry at home. I have been parking fine since August. The "proper way" involved your mother screaming instructions every 0.5 seconds in your ear and hitting you on the shoulder, causing you to hit on the gas and scratching your cars bumper.
To add to that, I had a taste of what married life would be. It sucks.
My mum still believes in my dads 9 year ago affair and spends her days thinking about their affair.
Oh yeah, my mum has OCD. If you dont know what this is, this is a rich mans disease, which makes you do the same thing 10 times a day. like checking if you closed the door 10 times in a row. It results because an individual has nothing to do the whole day, and hence, the individual does something 10 times a day. My mum has this disease.
BUT.. hers in special.
Her OCD is via proxy. Which the lucky me is the proxy.
My mum makes me check whether I closed the window/turned off the fire several times a day, and If i say i already did, she makes many annoying noises and forces you to walk into the forementioned room to check whatever shit she wants to check.
I discovered the world aint divided to babies, children, teens, young adults and adults.
They are made out of matured people, immature people, and fucktards.
Welcome to my life.
* Considering my future looks pretty bleak, the housework training is quite good. I might become a butler in the future. Hire me please.
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